Quickest way to a flaccid penis

No, this isn’t a link to a pick with a fat ugly granny crotch shot :) Of course for some of you, that might induce a raging boner :)

Like many, I notice the best tunica stretch effect when I am completely flaccid. Problem is, that I’m not completely flaccid very often anymore. I often have a nice plump flaccid, probably from the way I break my routine up, or from looking at all the hot pics of Taz :)

Is there a method anyone is using to empty as much blood as possible from the CCs? I’ve tried squeezing it out, but that doesn’t work.

I’ll try to lay completely off porn tomorrow. Maybe that’s the ticket :)

I used to use this method when I woke up in the morning with morning wood and I was at home: pinch yourself hard on your leg or something, I found that this would help maybe to redirect the bloodflow or something.

Of course it won’t work if you’re a massochist.

Eat more foods that give you gas.

I swear, I could have a DefCon 4, blue-steel erection, and if I feel some gas about to come out, I start to go soft. And if I have a semi with some gas, I go completely flaccid. It’s like that area can’t do two things at once…

RB, you may just have answered your own question with the “fat ugly granny crotch shot”. I’m sure you could find one (on rotten.com or some similar site) to look at during your tunica routine.

He said no porn. :D

RB, I used to do a ace bandage wrap early in my program. I thought it would help with flaccid gains. It did help with that but it also left me in an extreme flaccid state. Very long and a very flaccid. I would keep wrapped for 20-30 minutes then I would un-wrap and massage circulation back then re-wrap. I remember how flaccid it was between wraps, this may be your answer.

RB

Be in the same room with SS after he eat’s some food that gives him gas:D .

Dino -

RB said he wants to go completely flaccid, not to the hospital. :)

You guys are killing me…

And DW just put the final nail in my coffin in another thread… :)

I’ll try laying off looking at pretty naked women, and see how it goes. If it doesn’t, I may give DLD’s method a shot.

RB;

You have to be the only guy in the entire membership of this site who wants a totally flaccid flaccid. The rest of us are beating ourselves up, wrapping ourselves up, stretching ourselves and pancaking ourselves to increase flaccid size. You want to be tiny, thinking you’ll get bigger?

Maybe you’ve gone over the edge, good buddy. :-)

:)

I was thinking that to myself while I typed the original post. But then I convinced myself that if you can ask yourself if you’re crazy, you probably aren’t :)

RB, how do you keep it from being totally flaccid?

Drink lot’s of fluids, play with it often… :)

If you want to shrink up drink a shitload of caffiene….ive come to the conclusion that that is adding to my current shrinkage dilema.

I would say strech when ever you can

I’mma start streching alot more I’ve never really strech much.