Removing discoloration: salt and ice

You are all looking at it the wrong way.
If you can’t get your cock back to your pasty-white colour, change the rest of your body to match your darker cock!

Get a tan!

I dont like being tan, I’ve got the funniest farmers tan, and my dick looks kinda wierd.

Ok I guess this idea wont work that well, I haven’t seen what it looks like in the future and I guess it isn’t good. Maybe we can throw in other discoloration solving ideas in here. Someone mentioned ProActive, what does that do, besides fix acne (I have some thats why I’m asking)?

and is there any type of lightening cream in a place like Walgreens or CVS?

Ya I definitely would not recommend this. I tried it out on the back of my hand just now to see what it was like. It basically burns you. It’s not frostbite your ice cube will stay at the temperature of your freezer even with the salt. Salt does lower the freezing point but it will not lower the temperature. To lower the temperature you need to take away thermal energy from the ice cube. Without anything taking thermal energy away from the ice it’s just going to melt when you add the salt (hence why they salt the roads in winter).

The reason your buddy’s tan disappeared is because he was burnt (blisters form when your burnt) and now has a bit of scar tissue . Same thing happens when you have a tan and you stay to long in the sun and get a sun burn. It peels and you have a different skin tone. (Scar tissue) again I would not recommend this.

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It could be a little bit of both - frostbite and osmosis that is. I read of a method to deal with healing of really badly twisted ankles (or other tendons) which as far as I recall consisted of dipping chosen extremeties in hot bucket and ice cold bucket, alternating in cycles of 10 minutes. The idea was that increased bloodflow from heating alternated with extreme cooling would “pump” the deposits out of the tissues. This method was recommended by some physical therapists, it wasn’t off some obscure site of weirdo tendon pullers or something :)

>Salt does lower the freezing point but it will not lower the temperature.

Salt lowers the temperature of the melted water to below the freezing point of fresh water. So, it does lower the temperature of the liquid in contact with the skin (or bucket of ice cream).

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ProActive, or that microdermabrasion stuff.

Maybe you guys need to look outside the box! Have a look at stuff which has been designed for other things (like pimple cream, micro-dermibrasion).

I watch all this really late night shopping TV. Now ove course their not going to say “also recommended for discoloured dicks through PE,” but they are designed for skin. All be it face skin, and for women mainly, but skin is skin and blotched dark skin is blotched dark skin!

Now I don’t know exactly what product would do it, but surely, some of you guys have tried some of these ready-made products from Guthy Renker, or some television offer like that! These creams seem to work.

Before I finally solved the problem I tried: time off, wrapping (do a search on “wrapping to remove discoloration”), arnica (two brands) alone and combined with wrapping, hydroquinone, pumping for relatively long periods at low vaccum (trying to flush the crud out), alpha hydroxy acid lotion, exfoliating scrubs, and probably a few other things I’m not recalling right now.

Once you have long-lasting discoloration, most likely caused by hemosiderin deposits, I doubt any mild cream can do anything for it. My discoloration was similar to this guy’s. That’s the type of dark staining I’m talking about. Not a bruise, not temporary. It stays that way for months and even years. It can lighten a little over the course of many months or years if you don’t do any PE technique to make it even worse.

If you want to try Mederma, vitamin K or other potions, be my guest. Others have. Don’t get your hopes up.

Removing my discoloration was scary at first and required some down time, but chemical peeling was effective. If a guy isn’t sure if he has a bruise or this long-lasting crud, take a few months off, at least from the PE technique that caused the discoloration. See if there is any improvement. In some cases rest is all that is needed.

Dr Ho’s Mayerling Cream; saw it on a morning show.

Dont know anything else about the product, apart from the fact that it boasted “laser surgery like results” but in a cream!!!!
Apparently it was a cream designed for pre-laser surgery prep. But when people used it, they discovered they didn’t need laser surgery anymore!

These people were freaks too! There was no way to fake the before and after pictures- they were as believable as the ProActive freaks! They had worse red and dark red blotches on their face!

I have seen this product on TV once, but remember it. Seems so powerful and life changing this product.

Dr. Ho’s lotion will surely put all those chemical peelers and laser burners to shame. Yours for only 4 payments of $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). While you’re at it pick up that abdominal machine. I can’t remember what it is called. Doesn’t matter. There are several; take your pick. Notice how the fat chick lost 80 lbs. using it only 7 minutes a day! Fantabulous. Oh, get some coral calcium too. You’ll live to be 120 years old, and it cures cancer.

People who don’t watch infomercials are missing out on all these miracles.

I don’t believe any one exercise product or program that requires 7 minutes a day and nothing else can do SHIT for you, however, some of these creams have to work, right? Otherwise people will just be shouting “scam!” and people like Dr Ho would be out on their ass on the basis of malpractice or false advertising.

5% return rate d_sut. 95% of people can’t be bothered, they are off to buy the next too good to be true.

You mean people like this ? The main list of that site is Misleading Infomercials | Quackwatch

Trudeau is quite the huckster. He is still on late at night here, hyping his “Censored by the FTC” nonsense.

I don’t know why you’d think claims made about skin lightening creams are any different than all the other snake oil commercials, but if you want to fork over the bucks on the off chance Dr. Ho’s snake oil is such a huge breakthrough (though of course hidden from everyone else because only the good doc knows the secret :) ), have at it. We learn from our mistakes.

Crazy shit.

I’ve used ProActive for some very mild acne (mostly gone now :) ) and I would say that it definately works, given that you actually use it on the schedule they recommend. I have some extra and ill try it out.

Indeed. Tactics in the first link aren’t too far away from those employed by certain PE gimmick salesmen.