Should be going crazy...

Last night I was in the pub with a few mates and my girlfriend… Basically, her ex was there too, it was like a little party as he is getting married to some other lass.

Anyway, after hearing things about his “bigger” rod, I stupidly followed him into the toilet (nothing too dodgy, just wanted to see his dick, lmao)… anyway.. We were standing next to each other in the urinal… he didn’t seem to be showing it off on purpose like I thought the arrogant son of a bitch would… but it was as I feared… his flacid was far bigger than my erect dick.

I don’t think he looked at mine, he obviously has no problems with his self esteem. I was nicely plumped up for once, which is rare, so I looked maybe a little over average…

I should be going crazy - this guy must have a dick over 8 inches and it was very thick, and only flacid. I don’t feel bad at all, I just see it as a task. It was inevitable that I would find out - I have been trying for ages to see it for myself… not because I am homosexual… but because I am a curious freak…

I feel good, I will get bigger than him… I don’t care how long it takes… I can guarantee I am better at lovemaking… or at least I will be!!!

Hope I stay feeling good and don’t look into this the wrong way.

(wonder if he PE’s).

Hello

Dude you remind me of Jeff from the hit show Coupling, where he followed Patrick to the loo and took a peek at his dong.

Anyways hang on with P.E, we’ll be hung very soon.

;)

Sounds like you’re a little crazy to me.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

By the way, would you mind explaining this:

I’m hoping this ‘penis tonic’ is some sort of jelqing lube and not something you’re consuming.

As far as pomegranate juice goes, while it’s good for you, I seriously doubt it had much to do with your gains. Even ginseng and ginkgo, though they do promote blood flow, are unlikely to be of great significance in that depaetment.

Stetching and jelqing on the other hand…

You know what I mean?

A lot of guys with big flaccid sizes gain very little when erect.

Agreed…..I have even heard of guys who actually lose a bit of girth as they become erect.

I know that I gain less then half an inch in girth when erect

It amazes me why we or so many of us subject our self to the torture of wondering/envying about our girlfriend’s exes cocks.

Well she is going out with you now and who cares… it may be a bit bigger but your PEing and I’m sure you’ll catch up just hang in there and it won’t matter soon.

My girlfriend didn’t boast about his size… infact she tried to avoid telling me it… I practically begged her and she reluctantly told me he was huge. His flacid thickness was much thicker than my erect, lol. But I wont lose hope… I can kick his butt if all else fails.

(just kidding, I am not a violent person, I’d more likely buy him a kitten).

Happy, as for the tonic… It is strictly for topical use. :P
Even if the tonic doesn’t work, it is acting as a great placebo, lol.

Thanks for your comments guys, I have already got the image of his dick outta my mind and am soldiering on to 8X6.

Ahh, motivation!

lol I’m debating adding that to the quote system. :)

I would have loved to hear your crys to your lady friend to divulge the size of his rocket. You really need to lighten your “grip pressure” on this matter. And yes, you probably witnessed 90 percent of his erect size at the urinal, alas, there is an awful lot of that “flaccid envy” moving around this place.

I wonder if anyone has marketed the “put a good flaccid in your pants” prosthetic?? With these great new materials out there you could certainly manufacture a great “wang-dingy” to fit over your puny turtling penis and whip it out at the urinal and piss right through a channel in the “wang-dingy.” Who would know from 4 feet away?? Somebody get to work.