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(damned instrumental) :D
"It's ALL in your head. You just have no idea how big your head is." - Lon Milo DuQuette "The mind's role in P.E. is more important than the hand that touches the penis." - Mr. Nine Just ignore the crazy old man in his tinfoil-lined pyramid hat, smelling of EVO and muttering Ohhmmm my penis growwwws. He's not always to be taken literally.
This is getting into one of the most original threads we’ve ever had! LOL!
“Comfortably Hung” should be our new web site hymn! If the members of Pink Floy are members of this community, I hope they will go into studio and do a remix!
By the way - my favorite rock band must be U2!
By the way - my favorite rock band must be U2!
Anyone hear that? Sounded like something hit rock bottom…..wait…that was my respect for Langemann’s choice of music. j/k :D
My friend has the Dark Side of Oz on DVD. We watched a little bit of it, and I must say you need to be tripping on acid for that to blow your mind. :down:
This is really what I think,
Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, girl,
We call it doing the Mattress Mambo.
We just ate you out
The neighbors heard you shout
I gotta take this dick out
You owe it to the people.
We’re so happy we can hardly count.
Everybody else is just green,
My beginning size is on the chart?
It’s a helluva start,
It could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team.
How about, another cock in her wall.
So, so you think you can stretch beauty from wretch,
Brown Highway for Lang.
Can you tell how it feels to sit on a 9 inch rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
How I wish, how I wish I was hung.
We’re just insecure growers jelqing when we take showers, year after year.
Sticking our dicks in the same old brown. (holes)
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
:thumbs:
"It's ALL in your head. You just have no idea how big your head is." - Lon Milo DuQuette "The mind's role in P.E. is more important than the hand that touches the penis." - Mr. Nine Just ignore the crazy old man in his tinfoil-lined pyramid hat, smelling of EVO and muttering Ohhmmm my penis growwwws. He's not always to be taken literally.
How I wish,how I wish you were here
So I could thrill your soul,fill your little love hole
With what I’ve gained in a year
MY “little ” willy now makes me proud
Oh how I’d pound,your puckered rear
Wish you were here
guys there’s more to this that just coming up with lines that rhyme and vaguely resemble the actual lyrics- such as each line’s syllable count!
(and yes- since I said something I’ll post a good one sometime later tonight)
:)
When my dick was small I had a complex.
I never let the girls in my room.
But now my unit’s bigger than before
I thank Thunder, I truly owe the man.
This forum made me what I am.
I love my dong respectably long.
This just so wrong.
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
:-pink:
Its Pink Blasphemy is what it is. Sacrilege. You will all burn in hell.
>:-) :flame: >:-)
2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7
No Nukes
You mean I’m not already in hell?I guess I was fooled by the music !
You guys have been pulling your dicks waaayyy too long!! :hide: :couch:
6/12/05 6.5 BPEL 5.125 EG 1 week! 6.875 x 5.375 UPDATE.. 7/28/05 OK, I would say I`m a SOLID 7.000 now!! Squeezing out 7.250 BPEL!! OH! Wait a second.. Now I`ve hit 7.375. New numbers!!! 12/7/05 7.625 BPEL!!!!!! Hang long, hang strong! Hey!! This shit works!!! :thumbs:
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