Some asshole just pissed on my shoe!

It was me.
I have started to notice that i am now pissing squint. After just two weeks of pe. I suppose i should be glad as this does prove i am making some changes down there but - What the f*$k?

(n.b. i now seem to piss at an angle to the right.)

Has anyone else experienced this? What have i done to cause this? Can i correct it?

Man, i like the fact that i can do this and enlarge my penis but whew - it doesn’t half have some side effects!

BIgj

That don’t seem right, maybe you irritated the hole a little and should give it a rest or maybe the lube you use is bothering it.
Oh yeah next time that ass pee’s on your shoe smackem in the head.

dino

Hey that happens to me too!! LOL

I have been pissing and looking at the wall or whatever, and then I look down and the piss seems to have gone all over the place (and it has landed on my shoe). This has happended after jelq, hanging, pumping, etc. Usually, only if I go piss shortly after the excercise. If it happens later in the day to you, I would be more concerned. I just assume that the excercise deforms the piss canal and piss hole for a short time after excercise. No big deal I think.

If you have ever shot a load of cum after pumping, then you really got to look out, that stuff goes everywhere and you can easily give yourself a “facial”. LOL

Unfortunately this is the day after i last did any pe and it would still appear to be squint.

I am going to see how things go tonight as it seems to be getting a bit better now (the angle is less pronounced).

if we’re straight again by this evening i will probably do tomorrows session - if not i’ll leave it another day and keep my fingers crossed.

God - i can just see it in the doctors office now:

“So, have you been doing anything recently which might have caused this?”

emmm…..

Some say good idea, some say not good. I say it’s good to hot wrap after PE. It’s theoretical, but I believe that jelqing and other forms of PE sometimes push fluid/create fluid build up to a point that the penis cannot effectively drain the blood back out fully to a more natural flaccid state relaive to incoming blood. I’ve seen folks describe there flaccid at times as akin to “a rubber hose” or a somewhat different flaccid that’s more firm. Be it fluid or blood, if it slows the vascular draining event, it likely will effect (I assume temporarily) the end of the ureathra cuaing the piss to spray or veer East, West, etc. Is the glans (head) looking more engorged when this is occuring? I know pissing through morning wood can be an unpredicatable event at times do to increase blood in the glans. Wouldn’t be hard to mishappen the opening via engorgment due to the nature of the soft tissue it’s composed of. Perhaps the post-PE hot wrap may help allevite this situation for you by allowing your penis to achieve a larger, but more natural flaccid state. May want to try several during the day for a while. I think if you had some anomaly or irritation of the actual urethral tissue, you’d have no question about it when you piss…buuuurn. Give more descriptive info if you can on the physical state of your dick when this occurs relative to times when it did not occur. groa

HAHAHAHA, this happend to me too, but usally after I beat the baloni…. I remember one time that it was like a shower sparing all over the place, left, right, down……. ALL OVER. Luckily it was at home and not in a public area.

I have been taking it easy this past couple of days and the problem seems to have cleared up - but seems to come back after pe sessions(temporarily).

So i don’t think its anything to worry about.

Cheers again,

It was worse in the beginning— and I still get it after a big pumping session, but not as much as when I first started serious PE.

Hanging doesn’t cause the same problem.

I think it comes with the territory. It has always settled down