Strange jealous thoughts

Okay, I’m officially fucked. Have you ever caught yourself looking at long, thick inanimate objects and become jealous. I caught myself getting jealous of a large banana that my wife picked up at the store. Sometimes I also get mad at wine bottles and piping. What’s up with this shit?

I get that too. Some bananas just look like the perfect size and shape though, don’t they?

I have. I was in the grocery store and was buying sausages for the family and suddenly, my mind wandered and I wished, just for that moment, that…ahem.

I can see how that can happen. Stranger things have happened.

My first penile jealousy was when I was a teen and found my brothers condom stash. Magnum XL’s. Well, at least I have the looks.

Anna,

Let me clarify…I don’t get jealous that I want it in me; I want it on me. :)

You want a banana on you? Why don’t you just get your wife to cover you in bananas? (:

OHL,

Are you sure these weren’t stashed so you would find them? Brothers typically will take any opportunity to raise themselves up on the family hierarchy while trying to lower their other siblings. Could just be a ruse to cover up the size of his family tree. :D

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Cucumbers are more impressive then bananas. :) )

Nana-ladened (nan na late end) The overwhelming desire to having banana’s all over you.

The poor kids in grade 9 being taught how to put on a condom, using giant cucumbers and banana’s, no wonder they grow up to think they’re inadequate. :D

He’s a freakin horse. Smart, too (PhD in Nuclear Physics). Only catch is he only dates redheads.