Strange Request

Has anyone ever tried darkening the area of their unit that isn’t discolored in order to make it more uniform?

I have a good reason for asking although I can’t divulge what that is. It involves something I have to do. Would fake tanner or something along those lines work? I don’t have time to go tanning or use Hobby’s method of getting rid of discoloration, or I would look into one of those options.

That’s a good question.

I’m sure a fake tan would help but picking the right color might be hard, you’d probably need something that goes over both discolored and normal areas, otherwise you’ll be creating weird lines.

Is your discoloration so bad that it shows under the low lighting conditions cocks are accustomed to entertaining company in?

Use make-up.

Sure, just avoid sex or clothing of any kind if you take that route.

I personally hate the taste of make-up (even lipstick), so I don’t recommend my suggestion above if you plan on getting any actual action.

But, somehow I get the impression that you plan to jump out of cake naked or something, in which case, who cares what it tastes like.

Tanning only takes about 12-20 min at a salon. I felt emarased at first but…then there were tons of guys going there too. Try going to a place that isn’t inconveinent with your schedule. I go tanning whenever I have about 20 min spare time. If you don’t have time at all then I would suggest a self tanner lotion cream (found at any grocery store or Wal-mart).

I like tanning becuase the color is longer lasting and real. I know alot about tanning and if you have any questions regarding it then feel free to ask!

If you prefer to not dry out your skin and increase your chance of getting skin cancer, I would recommend airbrush tanning. Great natural looking tan.

I have some rather unusual circumstances, MM is somewhat close although it doesn’t involve a cake. I will say that I am not worried about it for any sexual reason. I would for sure go tanning but I don’t have time to do so before I need to be ready.

I think I am just going to try some fake tanner for now.

Hmm… now you have me curious as to what you’re doing. Fake tanner sucks though, I used it once and I was “shedding” tanner for a full month. Leaves you horribly discoloured, quite strange. If it’s only for a short period of time you could be alright but self tanner is a tricky thing. Exfoliate your skin before you use it =\

Fake tanners are okay if you want an orange dick. When you have TIME, nothing beats the sun for a deeper tan that lasts, but if you must tan quickly go to one of the spas that have the super tanning beds(They all have them now), put sunscreen on the dark part of your shaft, lay face down on the bed, tuck and do a Tanning Bed Fowfer (: But now you must tell us about this cake you are about to jump out of.

It’s not the 80’s anymore. Fake tanners will get you a deep dark brown color.

Just use body paint and paint the whole thing purple!

I’ll alleviate the curiosity later.

I think I am going to try the fake tanner for now and start really tanning when I can.

So I promised to alleviate the curiosity.

It involved a sorority, I don’t think much more detail is necessary. I didn’t end up using the fake tanner because it said it would wash off with water.

I ended up achieving quite a reputation which was suprising since I never considered myself to be very big flaccid. I decided to measure my unit afterward and it turns out I have gained a quarter of an inch in length, which is pretty exciting since I’ve been doing PE for a while and never seen any length gains. And also because I certainly wasn’t expecting any.

So here’s to not being self-conscious and to PE. :buttrock:

How long do tanning lotions take to do their magic? I’d like to try using fake tanner, but I assume you’re somewhat greasy and stain-prone while the lotion is still on you. So how long do you have to wait before showering to allow the lotion to maximally bring out your pigment?