"The PE Safety Net"

LOL(Laughing Out Loud)

Well ladies and gentlemen Im hoping this is new but pretty sure most of you vet’s came up with your own ideas.

Its called the “PE Safety Net”. Are you tired of wondering whether or not those weights are going to one day slip of your schwanson and roll down your leg in public? Are you sick of tightening your ADS too tight to your dick in order to be more confident its not going to pop off while your out running your daily errands? Well if this sounds like you, then you need the “PE Safety Net”.

Something of this caliber to the ‘average joe’ would be believed to be priced at 19.99, but we’re not going to charge you 19.99, or 19.98, nor 19.97, for a limited time only and if you call within the next 15 minutes we’ll charge you one easy payment of 19.96!!!! Thats right folks only 19.96!!! Don’t dely call 1 800 PE SAFETY, thats 1 800 PE SAFETY!

But Wait! Theres more!……….

If you call now……………………………………….. ……..Actually, you don’t have to call now. Its FREE! Or at least a buck or two at your local ‘whatever’ store. hahahahhaa. Hey at least I thought it was funny.

Ok folks, This is all you need. 1 pair Boxer’s and two rubber bands. I prefer the thinner rubber bands because they tend not to make too much of a bunch affect. Now for the instructions: 1. Attach you chosen pe device. 2. Put boxers on 3. Start with you left leg. Now twist the bottom outside edge part of you boxer so that the fabric of the end of the boxer becomes tighter around your thigh, now simply wrap rubber band around twisted fabric and secure. 4. Do the same as step 3. with your right leg and your done.

I suck at writing and im sure you all know this by now. But im confident that you gentlemen are smart enough to understand what im saying. So don’t correct it just work with it and if you havent tried out this simple procedure give it a try.

Thank you and Good Luck,

MrC

I just realized that the name should be “The ADS Safety Net” but ADS is a part of PE so it’ll do. Oh, and basically what this will do for you, if you haven’t already figured it out, is catch your ADS inside of your boxers instead of falling all the way through to the end of your pant/short legs in public.

So this worked perfectly for me yesterday. I was working and was in and out of my car constantly and while running to one of my locations i noticed my boxer were bobbing up and down. So it works! My weights slipped off and were caught by the “Net”.