The Perfect "Safe" Size

Depends what you want.

If you’re into quickies, then your goal size should be smaller than if you’re into marathon foreplay sessions before penetration.

Likewise, if you’re into hooking up with girls only once, then your goal size should be smaller than if you’re into longer-term sexual relationships (many “tighter” women adapt fine with time).

Here are my utterly unscientific suggestions, based on the possible combinations of the aforementioned two dimensions:

1. Prefer quickies, hooking up with girls only once: 7 x 5.5 nbp

2. Prefer quickies, hooking up repeatedly: 7.5 x 5.75 nbp

3. Prefer marathon sessions, hooking up with girls only once: 7.5 x 6 nbp

4. Prefer marathon sessions, hooking up repeatedly: 8.5 x 6.5 nbp

Oh shit! Now I need an interchangable snap-on unit.

If it’s too complicated, just go for a 13 x 9.

Seems to me you’ve got just about an “ideal” size right now. Why not maintain and enjoy?

Ever listen to Primus? They wrote a song about a detachable penis.

What do bull dykes and skilled craftsman the world over have in common?

Snap on tools!

O.K., Goomba-Stud.

HH

That wasn’t Primus. Or was it?

this has been talked about over and over and over again.

The perfect size for everything is 8x6. Anal and oral, 8x6 is just around what most can handle, and of course the vagina can handle 8x6 with little problems.

Of course, there is the upper limits (9x7) which most chicks can take, but with some pain/numbness. Then again, it depends on the girl. In any case, 8x6 is “very large” but not “hell no, I ain’t sticking that thing in me!”

There ya go.

Para Goomba, thank you. I was having a hard time communicating, and most people really had no idea what I was asking, but you nailed it. Even though they were “utterly unscientific,” that was exactly what I was looking for, different opinions from the more experienced. I’m into semi-marathon sessions for more or less one time deals at the moment. I just got out of a long term relationship and I’m reworking some things. Anyways, thanks man.

Joe

Para-G, since you are custom making penises, I need a penis for doggy style. What do you recommend?

That is, doggy fashion with this type of bird.

I want to scare chicks and make sure my wife is in pain every night.

Nothing too unreasonable

Ram,

Keep the porn pics in the Dive please.

Oopsy daisy, I thought we were in the Dive.

Okay, P-G, I need a unit for full-figured women. What do you recommend?

9 out of 10 college freshmen girls agree 14X11 is where its at.