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The world is coming to an end....

The world is coming to an end....

I had to laugh. This penis pill scammers are pissing me off.
I just saw an informercial for penis pill Al’aze….

Why doesn’t the FDA shut down these BS claims or do something about it.

The fact is…. they stress “THE MONEY BACK GUARANTEE”

and I’m in marketing right now.

Did you know the money back guarantee increases sales by 40-50%

Even if the product doesn’t work most people do not ask for a refund so it makes great business.

C’mon guys I know you’re out there!! Let me know what you think about these fucking stupid pills.

While I believe in supplements in general I would say that about 90% or more of all claims and even supplement contents are pure garbage. The supplement industry needs some regulation for sure.

I remember reading something about them not including any medical components and are effectivly similar to candy.


tug_monkey

STATS | G O A L : 8.5" x 6" BPEL | STORY

Back into PE after 3 year pause

I posted a thread about this not too long ago. It is pure Devil’s work. They even snicker about “exercises” like, “who wants to do all that? heh heh heh”. Bunch of scripted marketing bullshit.

Fuck those pills, and fuck infomercials. You want PE mainstream? Well here it is…in it’s most bastardized form. Enjoy.


Becoming.... Godsize

Not to mention all those annoying spam mails you get, advertising for those lame pills.

It sickens me that magna-RX claim 3-5 inches guaranteed in 6 weeks and get away with it. Thats right 5 inches, 5, spelled F . I. V. E, F for Fred I for igloo V for venus and E for egg, 5.

That’s one of the reasons why NPE will not get such a warm welcome in the mainstream… “Why do all that work to gain couple of inches, when you can just take a pill and you’ll grow five without doing anything?!” And when those pills fail, they’ll think that PE is just a fraud.


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

The first pills I tried, Extogen were useless and cost a lot of money plus the deivery of strange packages at my door is a problem. I also was a little suprised to see their directions for about 10 minutes daily of some kind of jelqing. I am keeping pe to myself, no one knows except here. Let my wife enjoy the results and ask questions later when my dick size gets more obvious. The only benefit I can see is the measured quantity of various ingredients that are found in most of these pills and the convenience of one capsule instead of the several supplements that I use.

Really, 10 minutes a day is bullshit considering the hours and hours of jelquing, stretching, hot wraps, pc’s etc that it takes to grow a bigger dick.

I have been at it for 8 months and gained 5/8”. I look in the mirror and like what I see, longer and fatter and more muscular looking dick. It’s not huge but it’s cool to be above the adopted standard of the 6” average white guy.

My goals are tough to deal with because I want to continue developing a lean and cut body. PE stresses me out sometimes because of the continuous sexual stimulation that is not always rewarded by getting laid but I am getting better at balancing the stresses of weight lifting and PE. They are vastly different but this is the ultimate total body workout.

Everybody get bigger and don’t stop PE.

Actually there have been several complaints to the BBB about Alaze. I checked them out after seeing there Money back guarantied Infomercial.

~Tox

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