This is funny, I got caught in a way.

Holy shit guys. My mom found my entire PE stash! Let me explain…

The past 3 weeks I haven’t been able to do any PE at all because one of my relatives moved in to my house and took my room. Don’t ask why they let them have my room, they just did. So for 3 weeks I’ve been sleeping on the sofa until I find a place to stay. I packed all my PE paraphanalia (sp?) into this one suitcase. I had several padded cable clamps, a capn’s wench fully assembled, Monty’s PE weights, some steel ADS ball rings, my supply of EVO, and sinful amounts of porn in this case. And 2 jelly cockrings sitting right on top of all that stuff too.

So I thought that it was safe to leave my suitcase at the house for one more day before I move it into my apartment. Apparently not. While I was at work, my mom opened it and put it all in a basket and then set the basket in the middle of the kitchen for all to see (my dad needed to use the suitcase apparently).

I’m not embarassed or shocked at all but I thought you guys might enjoy hearing that. Most of the stuff isn’t obviously PE devices unless you were a PE’er but what wigs me out is that she touched my cock rings! She had to have known what those were and she still touched them! Gross!

I hope those cock rings were clean. :)

Hahaha, I feel for ya man. So she left all the porn in there, intact?

The cock rings are very broken in…….The porn is fine. If she messed with my porn I’d make her buy me some more for sure.

Right now I could care less but when I saw all my stuff sitting there in the basket I about shat myself! Oh well, I’m 20 years old and if my mom can’t accept that her boys a fiend for the gash, that’s too bad. She’s pretty cool about stuff like this though, she probably won’t even mention it again. The only thing that worries me would be if my brother had found all that stuff. God I would never hear the end of that!

Ahaha that’s classic man, totally classic!

I wouldn’t handel that well.

hahah that is a funny story indeed.

I needed a good chuckle.

Yo Ocelot McHuge! Good one you story. So you’re very well equipped huh? HAHA

The next time you work out just remember your mom touched everything so it’s almost just like you mom being right there with you:D

Hahaha you’re the man! Good to see you don’t give a shit as well. Kudos.

LOLZ! :rolling: :lisa2:

How embarrassing. One time I was wearing a cock ring under my shorts after an earlier pump session. I was outside to working when it fell off in the driveway. Later, my Mother found it in her driveway and asked what it was and well let’s just say it kinda felt awkward trying to act like I didn’t know or whatever.

Bender

My nightmare.

Haha, awful. Kinda like when my mom found my glass pipe back in highschool and didn’t know what it was. I played it off that it was a piece of pottery, but my mom’s friends told her otherwise. d’oh!

Bender:

Well, at least your ring didn’t slip down your pant leg and roll across the mall into Starbucks.