This is hilarious

Bib posted this yesterday on the peforum. You have got to check it out- it is funny as hell :)

http://www.pefo rum.net/forum/s … s=&threadid=514

Oh yeah HILARIOUS…

TWO things we can count on:

1. The ladies will tell their current lover he’s “fine” - but they REALLY want and appreciate something bigger - and nearly *80%* of them claim they HAVE enjoyed sex with bigger than average hung guys…

2. The GUYS, in deep denial, will comfort themselves with the fantasy that the GALS don’t really have a clue as to size, aren’t interested in or looking for anything bigger/better… JEEZE, sorta makes ya wonder why WE are here, trying to make ourselves BIGGER…

AHHHhh yeah, the gals are stupid - and REALLY haven’t a CLUE as to size differences? NO?

Then WHY are WE here? If MY wife won’t know the difference between 6 or 8 inches, why do I waste my time with PE? Why do YOU?

Face it guys, the gals really DO want, appreciate, and lust after the BIGGER guys - and by bigger, I mean bigger than AVERAGE! We all know that - so WHY do we deny it when we see evidence, and feel so intimidated and personally offended by what we already KNEW? Is it really funny?

So, if YOU are in the “average” group - 6-6.5 or so, nearly HALF the gals want more than YOU are giving them - and about half are pretty seriously LOOKING for more - even tho over *60%* of them indicated they were already married or “attached”!

Sure - it’s not a “scientific” poll - but it sure closely parallels OTHERS I have seen that WERE more scientific (NO, I don’t intend to provide pointers!) - and it IS an eye-opener!

Who’s laughing NOW…?

This ISN’T about undermining anyone’s tranquility - or trying to make them feel threatened or inferior - hell, some of us ALREADY feel inferior, isn’t THAT why were here? Rather, it’s a CHALLENGE to stick with the program - get bigger, and then enjoy and share the benefits of our efforts!

I am pretty much convinced that women don’t know 8 inches from 10 inches. Here are some facts:

When I was in college I had the same 5.5 incher that I had in January of this year. My roommate had an 8 incher and was well known for his “size”. He brought a girl to our room one night when I was already in bed and started banging her. She spent the whole hour and a half crying in pain when she wasn’t in the bathroom. About a month later, I hooked up with her and banged her. My 5.5 filled her up. There is no way she could have taken a 9 or 10 incher. In fact, most of the girls I had in my twenties couldn’t take a big one.

Now, many years later, its a different story. As women have children, they widen and deepen. This is when they can accomodate bigger dicks. After our 3rd child, my 5.5 incher never hit anything but the side walls. NOW, that I have a 7.5 incher, I push on the back walls and actually cause her to experience pain at times. I suppose that she could accomodate a 9 incher, but I can almost guarantee that a full deep thrust with that size would hurt her. If you ask guys like Phat, Secjay and Bigger, they will tell you that they have to be carefull not to hurt their wives/partners. I have come to the realization that penis size is relative to the parties involved. I will admit that 7.5 is much more satisfying for me than 5.5 and I think that my wife will agree. But I have to say that the survey in question is bullshit. I can almost guarantee that if I poked all those women myself (of course my wife would castrate me before I was half way through), the majority would say that I had a 9 incher and was “real big”.

Even though I’m going for 9, I’m not being hypocritical here. I figure if I can get it - why not?

Jelktoid

I’ve talked to so many girls about size and at first they ALWAYS over estimate what they want. Then when I hand them a ruler they immediately change their mind. In my experience they say they want 8 or 9 at first and then when they actually see the length on a ruler they revise to 7 or less as being the perfect size. So basically what I’m trying to say is in my experience girls don’t know size. Hey what do you expect we’re the ones measuring to the nearest 1/16 of an inch not them.

I’m not so sure everyone understands that the point of posting this was to show that women have no f*cking clue when it comes to size…

2in,

Yes, that is why I posted it. I doubt there are that many big dicks out there. Unless on the sluts of the month are responding.

BTW, that post of mine was from last year. Someone dug it up.

Bigger

They go out and buy a 12” vibrator and say they like 12” but they forget to subtract the 4” that their hand takes up holding the thing

SOME musta MISSED (or ignored?) this part of the survey?

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have you ever actually measured a mans penis before

Yes several lovers (29%)
No just comapred mentally (29%)
Yes a former lover (17%)
Yes my current partner (15%)
Never (7%)
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Now, we don’t know if those replies are additive or not, but if NOT, at least 29% claimed to have gone so far as to actually measure (no guesswork THERE!) - and if you DO add in the others,you come up with about 60% who were NOT simply guessing, but got out the ruler…

Face it fellas - they may NOT, for the most part, know the precise difference between a 6.5 and a 7 incher - but we’re kidding ourselves if we cling to the false security that we can somehow fool the gals into thinking our 5 incher is REALLY 9 inches, and THEY are too “stupid” to recognize the difference.

Hell, if THAT was true, we’re sure wasting our time HERE in PE, aren’t we!

I’m done here - some of us will continue to feel that gals will recognize and appreciate the difference between where we WERE, and where we eventually end up after PE - others will probably continue to feel the ladies can’t possibly know the difference between 6 inches and 8 inches, even with a ruler…

Shoulda again included, I’n NOT trying to start anything here, or in any way be abusive to others or their viewpoints - But hell, I’ve been pretty sensitive to my own size for my entire lifetime - I have a wife who until a little PE on my part, could take someone DOUBLE my size comfortably ( and probably ENJOYABLY!)… I’ve read a NUMBER of surveys similar to what got THIS thread started - all reinforcing my own opinion *I* wanted to be larger, but didn’t know HOW, or if it was even POSSIBLE untill I visited places like this - God, I wish I knew 40 years ago what I know NOW!

SO, we all pretty much either realize we NEED or WANT to be bigger, and that there really IS a way to make it happen. we also realize our mates probably ALSO would like it if we were bigger - THEN, when we see yet another survey that pretty much validates ALL our reasons for doing this PE stuff, we say “NAHHHh, the gals haven’t a CLUE as to size - wouldn’t know the difference if *I* was 6 inches or 8…” We even have several gals here, in THIS group, who will admit that while the trophy dicks aren’t necessarily their major concern in a mate, DO thoroughly enjoy and lust after a roll in the hay with a well-hung guy - and if he ALSO happens to be their husband, all the better!

ANd yet, when we see a survey that indicates what we already KNOW and feel in our gut, we pass it off as unreliable and meaningless… Something WRONG with this picture…?

I have an 8 incher and whoever I have been with has complained of pain. So I think after 7” it is painful for most women.

This survey do appear questionable. Maybe the participant did not respond honestly.

Another thing in my experience is that most women love to look at big bulge [big flaccid penis]. I am 5-6 inches flaccid and I get a lot of stares.

Take the survey for the men on the same site:

Ok I have a problem with that male poll:

Has anyone ever commented in a sexual situation that your penis was too large or intimidating?

No

Yes (voted yes)

Has anyone ever commented in a sexual situation that your penis was too small or inadequate?

No

Yes (I also voted yes)

I guess PE’ers should not be involved in this poll :rolleyes: LOL

I replied with answers pre-PE. I just wanted to see the averages and didn’t want to skew the poll. Can you imagine if DLD and P9 and some other guys took that poll and put in their current size how skewed that poll would be :)

Maybe this is sliding a bit off topic but when it comes to what is better and what someone wants there will always be things that one man can´t deliver.

I mean, in a poll a lot of women would probably say that they prefer Brad Pitts looks over the average guy, muscular over skinny, smart over not so smart, a gentleman over a slob and so on. Still many of these women live in happy relations with guys who doesn´t fit the very best of everything.

Everyone have different preferences, some women likes a big one, some an average one and there are probably some who prefer a smaller one too, for various reasons. So?

I´m looking for a girl with a body like Nikki Cox in “Unhappily ever after”, but that doesn´t mean I can´t find other women incredibly sexy as well.

If you please your women and you´re happy together why fret over that? She´s probably more likely to leave you for someone who´s charming as hell than for someone with a big dick. Even if she can measure it perfectly with her first glance.

Great thing we have PE, now we can work on our penis-size, that doesn´t mean we don´t have to work on other traits as well though. That´s the real lesson as far as I´m concerned.

Besides, some may answer to what they want in their fantasies and not what they would prefer for real, most can´t have that experience. And, women who answer to penispolls are more likely to be “penis women” and may not represent the average woman.

Regards,
/Rocco

Good point Rocco.