Thunder's T-shirt vote

Very well said Shikodo.

I believe theres also a bit of a psychological issue at work here with #1.
You see there not too many members here that are 7” inches limp.
So wearing the shirt will be perceived as a gag in the public eye.
However this is not so for the member who wears it.

Case in point would be the attitude of a non-PE guy vs the attitude of an obsessed PE guy and their motives for wearing the shirt. The attitude of the PE guy will inversely proportional to his size. For the non-PE guy …its just a gag.

The member who wears it may become more self conscious of his size issues if he already had complex about it to begin with.
As for those who are near 7”inches limp. They will feel as if they are close to truth in advertising and they will feel a certain sense of pride in wearing it while bringing smiles and laughs to many others. The shirt could also be a great asset in scoring with girls. If you are not ready to score then don’t wear #1. You are better off with #2 or #3 in that case.

I vote for #2

If you took off “limp” that would leave “7 inches”. We all know that is somewhat above average, but not what the mainstream would consider a huge dick. Rather, they would just think “not small”.

Clearly if someone like Bib, Secay or Phat were wearing the shirt.

It would be “truth in advertising” and it is not a gag as far as they they are concerned but the public has no way of knowing that. They would tend to think its a joke which generally means that anyone can wear the shirt.

Oh you guys….

supersizeit understood what I meant by the “bait and switch” comment. I’m sorry if it seemed that I was including Thunder’s Place in that comment. I wasn’t. I will always stay loyal to this forum… it’s a great help as well as a catharsis. I just don’t want to see everything get glamourized, ya know? And perhaps one day I will actually be able to wear a shirt that says “8Inches” on it…. though I still think it’s tacky. :P

If you wanna make shirts up, ya gotta go even more underground. Use the lingo… the acronyms that only us members would know… like “NBP”, “FSBPL” or some shit like that. Get deep into subculture with it. The present shirt designs are too obvious.

Simply, “Bigger is Better.” It’s simple and would also be a tribute to Bib.

Part of the problem with 7 inches, 8 inches…whatever, besides the fact I refuse to wear anything that tacky, is this is a PE site. Most guys here are trying to get bigger; they aren’t huge already. Let’s pick something more subtle and ambiguous that is easily explained away in a non-PE or dick size context if necessary, and is suitable for all members.

Bigger is Better. For those who want a shirt inspiring questions from hot (and likely some not so hot) women about your dick size, there you go. It should work.

For others it is easy to explain away. Are you lifting weights, trying to gain muscle or already big? Bigger is Better. Wear your shirt proudly in the gym. I doubt anyone there will disagree with it or question why you are wearing it. Are you overweight? Bigger is Better. Say you’re fat and proud of it - more of me to love, whatever - that kind of thing.

If none of the above, and someone asks about your shirt? Easy. Ask, “What do you think it means?”

I’m changing my vote from #2 to Bigger is Better.

I want a T-shirt with luvdadus’ avatar on it! :D

mcn

What about this as a small motif on the top right hand side of the shirt - just to confirm it’s from Thunder’s:

mcnitro

I’d like that too but I’d want the caption included as well.

I agree Hobby —— Nice and simple and inclusive for all “members”. Small and up highish on the left or right hand side of the chest.

(But with OPTIONAL ruler for the show offs????)…….???

I think this an excellent alternative and compromise for those that don’t want something with so much parody and reference to penis size. The shirt can still get the babes for those members that want to use the shirt to that extent and can still maintain privacy in a discreet manner for those members that are not ready to talk about or show their penis. This is the kind of shirt that you can wear to an informal family gathering with small children of an age that can read and ask questions and yet still wear it to Hawaiian keg party with wild babes running about that are likely to tease you about the BIGGER reference.

Of course for the Hawaiian keg party I prefer the “ruler option” :chuckle:
As P9 has already pointed out:

The optional ruler for the showoffs can leave practically NO doubt as to the what the BIGGER is in reference to and for those members that don’t mind that kind of attention or even expect and want that kind of attention. Another option could be the word “Thunders” to go along with “Bigger is Better” but you may have to so some explaining in that case.

Good show guys!

I’m changing my vote as well. I would wear a shirt that said “Bigger is Better”. I also like Good Knights idea of the TP on a shoulder or something. Also, in another thread, I had mentioned key chains.

So where are we going here? I’m starting to get a bit lost lol.

shik

Shikodo, I think you should create a formal Poll and place a link to this thread in your first post of the poll thread so that the members can read through this thread before placing their vote. I guess the way it stands now, there will be four options?

numero uno