Too many guys doing PE!!!

Tug,

Every time I see your avatar I crack up :chuckle:

Very funny stuff Tug! As for whether or not a large proportion of men are now doing PE…possibly but I kind-of doubt it. I would still say it’s a pretty small number, probably under 15%.

You said all the medium and large cable clamps were gone but there were plenty of small ones left….that brings up an interesting point. Intuitively I would think that the majority of PE’ers would have smaller penises (to start with!)..but maybe not….still I think the small cable clamps would be in higher demand than the larger ones if they were truly being used for PE.

Twat…I like Filter too, they kick ass. My favorite song is ‘Hey Man Nice Shot’
(ps acumen has 1 ‘c’ though)

The small cable clamps are too small for PE unless you have a micro penis. The things are tiny that’s why they still had them in stock (seemed to be about 2.5” girth). I wonder if the company who makes the cable clamps know why there has been a surge in sales recently.

I am still building my arsenal of tools and as I was wandering around carrying cable clamps and velcro, I kind hid it so nobody else would see the packages and begin putting 2 and 2 together. I guess I have the idea that PE is pretty big all over too. Our store was out of all but the quantity packages so now I have some small ones to throw away and a couple of larges to grow into, eh?

Same goes here.

LOL…. Yeah, he’s my special little guy… I have a girl-friend who is scared to death of that photo. Quote: “That monkey haunts my dreams.” She thinks it’s a little too human looking….

15%? The number has to be way lower. If 15% of men were PEing, you’d see commercials during prime time television. That’s more than 1 in 6 men which is a HUGE market. I suspect that the ratio is far, far smaller.

Hahah.. Everybody is making stealth purchases of PE equipment. If I didn’t know about PE or didn’t have it on my mind and saw a dude buying a pack of velcro, a mousepad (for the grippers — rubber underbelly works VERY well and is uber cheap), a cable clamp, a nylon strap, a 5lb barbell and a pack of gum, I would assume he was constructing some sort of doomsday device.

I think that probably 1% of men tops do PE.

If the U.S. has 300 million people and half are men. 150,000,000 are men then 1% is 1.5 million men stetching their dicks. That would be 300,000 per state. You really think there are that many in the US doing that. I would have to think that one through.

678

Pirate,

Sorry about the dick breaking off when hanging. I thought I would share the thread’s amusment. So you think Walken wiould be good for the role?

Xscreamj,

Thanks for the spelling correction from my fellow Filter fan. I like the Nice Shot remixes best. How about you?

In general once Madison Ave figures us out expect to be marketed and advertised too.

6,

Morning! Think we need to organize a rescue party to go dig out Cappy? I worry the fearless architect of this country-wide cableclamp shortage might be freezing to death, starving or worse. I hear it’s like 1876 in the Sierra Nevada’s all over again up there! I hope nobody eats him, or worse that he gets a hunger pang while doing his self-love…

678,

I said 1% tops, in response to xscream who said 15%

Twatt,

Walken would be perfect, in fact I can think of no other who would do justice to the role. The penis is OK now, I had some epoxy on the boat. Inspired by stories of meat-suits and wiener ammo, I added some sausage between the pieces while gluing it up, and so now I am over 12” long!

PirateSteve :-s ,

Cappy is probably frozen to death in the embarassing bent over position of those who can “self love”. I fear we may be too late.

Either that or he is up to his arsehole (or more) in snow and is still shoveling from the weekend blizzard.

I think he was going to write a book “Jelqing in a Snowsuit” or “Turtle Dick— How to avoid it”.

Lets hope he comes back to us soon.

678

Snowy start to work week in Northeast
Monday, December 8, 2003 Posted: 5:53 AM EST (1053 GMT)

CNN — The Northeast begins the work week Monday with a heavy blanket of snow — nearly 4 feet in some cases. Many schools will be closed, and businesses are being urged to help clear their sidewalks.

Eight deaths have been blamed on the storm. In one of them, a man described by locals as an “Ass banging, self-loving pervert” was found frozen to death in his bathroom. Apparently, he was attempting to survive the brutal cold by blowing warm air on his own penis. Found in his garage were over 30,000 Cableclamp devices and nearly 6 miles of Velcro. Local authorities are investigating terrorist links as he was known to associate with fringe groups. He is survived by his wife, who has since left the state to live with some unspecified “pirate” in Florida.

1% would be around 30,000 per state which isn’t too hard to believe I suppose. I believe most people just read the info and run, preferring to not converse openly about the mechanics of it. Even if they haven’t found this great place, they still can stumble onto scraps of info on the internet.

I’ve always been one to converse openly about things even when they were a bit sensitive in nature. I do have a limit though like anyone I would think. Not everyone is open—-even on the internet. I’ve always been the sort of person who, if I made a mistake at work, I would own up to it. Not everyone is like that believe me because I’ve seen people let someone else take the blame for mistakes when they knew they could get away with it. What I’m pointing out is not everyone is as open and there are different mindsets around in this world, there could indeed be more PEers than we realise who won’t say a word ever to anyone about it for all we know.I’m not saying the person who never mentions to anyone ever that they do PE is like the person who lets others take the blame for their mistakes, just making a point of how hush hush people can be in various situations of perceived embarrassment.

Still , so many people are told in mainstream that it can’t be done the percentage is bound to be very low. 1% might actually be a way high guess but 30,000 per state just doesn’t sound too high to me considering internet access.