Uli revisited...

Hi guys,

I’ve been going over a few old posts, and I came across Uli’s classic.

Uli’s Routine

Now I understand the mechanics, but I am still unclear as to whether:

Uli performed 200 jelques followed by 10 sets of Uli squeezes morning and night.

(for a total of 400 jelques a day, and 20 sets of Ulis)

or…

Uli performed 200 jelques then a set of Uli squeezes, then repeated these two 10x, morning and night.

(for a total of 4000 jelques a day, and 20 sets of Ulis)

I apologize for my confusion on this matter.

Thanx!
Northstar

holy $hit man! 4000 jelqs in one day, thats a full time job. no no no, he means just 400 jelqs total in one day and 20 uli’s total in one day.

he also mentioned at least 400 jelqs in one day, so you can do more if you like, like 600 or even 800 jelqs if it feels good and isnt hurting.

I thought 4000 jelques might be pushing it a bit…

:)

Thanks again,
N.

(p.s. Any word on the what happened to Uli? I find it difficult to believe that someone with an 8 1/2 girth could just disappear from the PE community.)

Horses have 8.5 inch girth not humans

JelqKing,

I can see that you’re a newbie here on this board and probably in the PE community. I think you should read a bit through older posts or even visit other PE boards to become more familiar with certain people ( Uli & Bib, etc. ) who achieved some outrageously unbevlievable gains through hard work and dilligence.

One day you might get there where those guys already went ;)

How hard is it to conceive when some of us are getting closer to an 8.5 girth.
I’m 6” at the base yesterday girth stat after a ballooning session 5.5” at mid shaft. Only 2.5 inches away

Kingpole

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Everytime another ULI thread starts, and somebody says that exact phrase, I lose it. Wait,

:rolling:

You guys are really missing the point on the girth. 8 1/2 inches of girth maybe at the base is at least conceivable, although it would likely be the biggest in the world. But the stat that kills me about Uli’s post (and I believe it to be untrue) is that he has a glans of OVER 9. I don’t know if he was using a novelty tape measure or what, but given that it is so much bigger than anyone esle’s that anyone has ever seen in the world ever, I just can’t believe it.

And as a side-note, horse penises, although very long, still don’t have that kind of girth.

They don’t.

I agree that the girth claim is preposterous, but what matters is that he invented some (apparently) amazing exercises that many guys have gained from.

Uli was a horse?! Is he related to Ed?

Guys quick question since I am a registered newbie and cannot post. Even on your days off do you still do a little jelqing say dry jelqs in the morning or everytime you have to piss or is the unit totally off limits to any form of excercising?

Days off mean days off, no PE that day, off limits. The days off are meant to be healing days. The vets will correct me if I am wrong.

Nope you’re right diseasefree. Right and assertive. :)

Just out of curiousity, why is the routine am and pm?

Thanks.