Unique penis attributes

I do agree we are all obsessed with our penis’, but hey, our obsession is good for the looooong run.

WEll, my penis is mine. Does that count?

Like 2 other people in this thread already, I have a freckle mark on the left side of my shaft up near the head.

I have a tiny tiny bit of left over foreskin left on the right side of my shaft. It’s about the size of a tiny pimple and at first I was concerned now I don’t care.

My penis has this really incredible guy attached to the end of it!

I have those rib like bumps which look & feel like my penis has a ribcage inside it :)

I have the rib cage effect like loner, and a mole on the right side of my shaft. It’s not like a big bump, just a brown spot.

My unique attribute is that I have a detachable penis.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don’t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can’t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn’t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
‘cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don’t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don’t know.
Even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

“Detachable Penis” by King Missile

Yeh, I saw that penis when I was in the St. Mark’s Place area the other day, and wondered why anyone would want to get rid of such a nice, young, and healthy looking penis. With its reflection in the dingy, and less than polished, chrome of that old toaster, and nesting on that old blanket next to the old cast iron bank, it just looked really out of place. I thought, it had probably been stolen and this was where it ended up. It was a good bargain and I almost bought it, but only had $8.00 and he wouldn’t accept it. I sure am glad that you found it before it was sold to someone who probably already had one anyway. It’s good that it’s back in its rightful place.

Suggestion: I would put your name and phone number on it just in case you misplace it again in the future. You may not be so lucky next time!

A serious and undeniable left curve, I have only come across one other person on here that may have had an even more extreme curve. It is my unit and although I have more than enough curvature, I am happy its unique in its own right.

Are you sure it isn’t actually the same penis in all three cases?

Sometimes when I wake up in front of the TV my penis is channel surfing.

Which end of it? ;)

Zing!

I have two black birthmarks on top and to the back of the glans. They look like eyes.

Every woman I’ve been with has commented on it. Most said it looked like a snake and one nicknamed it boa.

The birthmark on the left has faded over the years and it now looks like its winking ;)

Mine can read.