Upcurv, hellalot, how to meassure??

A pretty simple question perhaps.

But is there a “correct” answear?
Or is there an “official” meassureing teqnique?

I have a really high LOT about 11’o’clock.
And a curvature radius thats pretty high.
Wich means that its extremly hard to meassure,
and even more to get a “big” meassurement ;)

So… To bend the ruler togheter with the curvature or what?
And also, if you use a meassuring tape, to meassure to the
tip of the glands, or?

Well, I’ve figured out that every dick is different and that you
really should not meassure-compete, its worthless.

(also, low LOT’ters must have aLOT (hehe ;) ) more lenght, due
to the “standard above dick” meassurements.?)

//Thx Im out!

Hey rym,

Hit that spellchecker button every once and awhile will you?

Measuring including the curve and is common practice in official surveys. Shop around for the most flexible ruler or other suitable item you can find. My last big brand ruler’s breaking point wasn’t good enough for my curve but the current dime store cheapo one flexes along nicely.

Ideal: Okey, thanks, I’ll try to find a rubber ruler. :D

ThunderSS: Sorry, I’ll try that next time. :D

Hey Rym, maybe you could just lay a piece of small string from the base along the shaft to the tip of the glans and just mark off the string and the measure the distance. I haven’t measured in a long time, but I think I was short changing myself a bit because I also have a bit of a curve and kinda point straight up. Cheers! John

I wouldn’t have thought that the term “dime store” was used much in Sweden. :)

rymdrattan - It’s not really important how you measure, but if you are consistent. Find a technique that’s comfortable and easy to repeat and stick to that method.

Rym-

Why no make your own measuring tool by getting a flexible strip of something and carefully transfering the points of a ruler to it?

If you want bone pressed you can stick the ruler in like bone pressed and measure you fat then add that to a measurement when you run a string along your curve.

It isn’t — yet; English/American expressions are incorporated all the time in Swedish. They often ring a little funky at first but for the most part they naturally adds to fluency of speech. Every now and then though, someone will cut themselves a little too much of that slack: Many Swedish EU politicians rank among the worst offenders. We tend to think we’re slightly more proficient with English than is the case…

Dime store, hm… I’ve never bothered to look it up because it seemed obvious enough. Might have absorbed it long ago from a sticky Waits or Bukowski line, something like that. Dime store hooker probably.

rymdrattan,
If you’re in Stockholm on southern Hornsgatan, go to Fynda and pick up their 10SEK ruler. This one has blessed me with some of my best measuring experiences to date. And it feels so nice and cheap on the dick too. :nodding:

Ahh, thanks all for the good answers.

I will think about the idea of doing markings on something else then a
ruler and then use it as a ruler. :D

Another question is, all talk about you will be able to reach the cervix only with atleast 7”.
How will the curvature **(don’t know the word) to this?

Ideal: I live in Kalmar, but i might think about travelling up there to get one of those. :D

** how will it adjust, set, proceed, help, gain, loss…

Before I had any ideas of PE, I measured 19.7cm and needless to say I just had to nail 20! I never succeded with the brittle ruler I used at the time, so for hard a as hell BP and curve I used a long, flexible and impossible to break plastic pin that originally hung from the shower curtain. I was able to bump the 20 line I’d carefully marked on it, might have crossed it once or twice too. No blood no foul :D