Weird, unconventional, slightly dangerous places to do PE

When I go to the neighborhood pool, I leave my wife and boys in the big pool and I go sit in the hot pool, which is about 10’ X 20’ with jets coming out the side every few feet. I sit near a jet where the water is all bubbly and hard to see into. Then I reach down around my thigh and into the leg of my swim trunks, pull my dick out and under the cheek of my ass, and sit there tugging as hard as I can for as long as I can. If someone comes too close I release and my dick springs back into my trunks. It provides a really good stretch.

I’ll be watching for you in Twats news Ike…

“Bizarre sexual pervert arrested in Seattle pool… Looking at 15 to life in the sex offenders wing.”

Careful dude..

Steam room at the Y. I used to sit as close to where the steam comes out as I could without getting burned, and unless someone sat right next to me they couldn’t see a thing :)

This probably isnt the ballsiest thing ever, but I rice sock my dick in my car on my way out for the day (driving), after a newb rout session. Saves me like 15min, because as it’s heating up im finishing getting all my shit together. Also, if anyone asks, “hey why the fuck is there a sock filled with rice in the microwave?!” I just say, “lunch”…okay fine i say, “it’s for a consistently aggravated muscle I get during bball or weightlifting” or some shit like that.

I stretch often, on the drive home from work, :jelq: and during night driving while on vacation, while everyone in the car is dozing.

Have also pumped at work in the bathroom. I used to pump in the car once in a while :_pump: , but stopped after somebody blindsided me a few months ago (luckily I was not pumping at the time).

So another thing I do:
I take long walks most mornings and much of my route is along a bike/walk trail. For much of the trail I can see at least 300 feet ahead of me.

These days I usually wear sweat pants for the walk. So, I reach in, grab my dick just below the glans, and tug straight up towards my belly button. I just hold that stretch as I walk, sometimes switching hands when one gets fatigued. It stretches the shaft nicely, but my strides also provide hundreds of little stretches to the ligs. If I see someone coming, I just release. The position of my hand conceals all but the tip of my dick, but that’s hidden by my t shirt, so observers might just think I have a ~ Napoleonic complex but I just aim a little low.

You guys are crazy! Sooner or later your going to be seen and/or confronted by someone. The samething goes for doing PE and not locking the door. Just as risky.

Bib hanger in line for the check out at Wall-Mart on saturday arternoon.

I do stretches and sets of 10min clamping while driving to work in morning. I have a 90min commute one way

Clamping in the car…..

lol

My only comment is that public hot tubs aren’t very sanitary.

Unconventional? OK, how about this? The other day, I was trying to figure out a way to do the newbie routine on my lunchbreak by ducking into one of those porn shops that have the private movie arcade booths. I was totally convinced it would work, but then I realized I didn’t have a decent warmup solution. Any ideas?

Surely there is an electrical socket in the room for the viewing equipment. You could bring a lamp or heating pad with you.

As for myself, I do kegels on the train ride to and from work. At work, if I’m in the restroom alone, I will do a few Jai stretches.

LOL………When i’m shopping i grab my penis from my pocket pants and stretch nothing to crazy,but i feel like dropping my pants and stretching a couple of angles were i stand sometimes.

Agree, this is an awesome stretch, I have only done this in my own hot tub while talking to the wife.
She has not noticed but wonders why I pull weird faces now and then.