What is your true goal?

To walk with pride in the showers.

I took this journey in a hope that having a bigger unit will obscure other issues in my life :)

As for the title of the thread: see the signature. I’m just a little shy of being able to stimulate her Anterior Fornix and it’s too hard to go for the G-spot because of my existing size. So, I figure, just a little more length to stimulate the ‘A-spot’ more consistently should do the trick.

A friend of mine would reference a “birth defect” when talking to women, but not actually say what it was. At some point they would ask and he’d say “One leg is longer than the other two”. It didn’t usually go over very well, but it was fun watching him bomb with it. :)

Hehe chicks pick up on big dick, no explanations needed! They’ll smile and laugh all the time anyway ;)
Would be a nice shirt though :D hilarious

If you’ve got a big dick then you don’t need to mention it.. Chicks know this better than us. The biggest dicks keep quiet!
Some girls and a few of my friends were out for drinks, and one mate bragged about his dick all night. I overheard one of the girls tell the other “pee-wee” and giggling.

It’s like the rich guys.they don’t ever say “Hey! I’m loaded!”. There’s no need, it’s understood!

I understand your guys comments, and in reality if I were truly trying to pick up chicks I would not sport the tripod shirt, but I am just talking about wearing it every now and then if I were going with my buddies and drinking at a bar or something. Just a night where I’m trying to have fun, not a hook up night ;) . Besides, I am a LONG way from tripod status anyways. Right now I am more of the “Hung like a horsefly” type:) .

Gimli

Did you forget to take your medication again Pinky.

-The brain

I would disagree.. 6x5 ain’t that bad, we’re the same size. A formidable tool in any situation :D

Im 7.4” EL x 4.8” EG, Id like to get up to 9” EL x 6.5” EG….I dont really care about FL, i dont see the reason…but im 5” FL, and im sure it will get bigger. I think the girth will be harder to gain, but it just looks too skinny when erect, girls seem to love it, but to me it seems skinny, when I pump before sex, i look like a monster, but its only temporary..Im 8.2”BPEL…

Reminds me of the bumper sticker I saw: “I’m as smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein”.

(Einstein apparently did well with the ladies, though, so who knows?)

New goal: to be 1.5 inches bigger in length and girth, then the final average I find in the study I am doing. Study is linked to in my signature :)