I was working around the house today thinking about this particular thread and came up with some possible future scenarios — some serious, some silly. These are in rough chronological order of future occurance (although perhaps none of them will occur at all). Maybe y’all have some more.
Infomercials for a PE device or program start appearing on television. (The PE pills are already being promoted in infomercials and 30 second ads, so I assume ads for devices or programs are already in the works.)
Tabloids “out” a famous celebrity for practicing PE. He denies it, but the rumor spreads and PE Internet sites suddenly get a huge spike in hits.
Stories on natural PE appear in the general media. Articles in the macho mags like Maxim and FHM poke fun of the PE “subculture,” portraying all PE-ers as insecure, obsessed men who couldn’t get laid regardless of penis size. Men’s Health, Muscle and Fitness and other male focused lifestyle magazines run articles that are skeptical but include some positive points about PE.
Male body dysmorphic disorder becomes a more mainstream topic of discussion, similar to anorexia among women. Psychologists talk about how obsession over penis size among young men is a source of reduced self-esteem, depression and other disorders. Societal soul searching ensues over whether the whole “size does matter” thing is causing millions of young men to worry too much about their size. Oprah and Dr. Phil do shows on it.
“Scare stories” appear about men permanently injuring their penises from PE. The medical establishment takes a position firmly against PE, citing stories of adolescent boys almost yanking their penises off. (Jelkoid talked about this earlier in this thread.)
Jerry Springer or some other daytime talk show host does a show about a couple that split up because the female wanted a man with a larger penis. She is awe struck when the old boyfriend walks on stage nude sporting a much larger cock. Howard Stern devotes several shows to the topic, and admits he practices PE himself.
A high school teacher gets caught and fired for evangelizing about PE to his young male students.
“PE coaches” begin to market their services, initially through classified ads in the back of alternative newspapers. Hoping to fend off government regulation, the specialty organizes itself and creates an accreditation process by which a person can become a certified Penis Improvement and Strengthening Specialist.
Bills are introduced in Congress and Bible-Belt state legislatures to make the sale or promotion of a PE device or program to a minor a crime.
A medical device company will develop, patent and, if necessary, seek FDA approval for an enlargement device that would be prescribed by doctors.
Commercials for the “Penis Club for Men” appear on television.
Natural PE becomes a subspecialty among urologists.
Penis enlargement kits are sold at Costco and Walmart.
PE lounges appear at airports and shopping malls where men can go hang or use a mechanical jelqing device.
A maker of a legitimately effective PE device becomes a household name, goes public, sells stock and even sponsors NASCAR teams, college bowl games and the naming of sports facilities. The conglomerate that is formed from the merger of Microsoft, Exxon, News Corp., Citigroup, GM, Starbucks, and the Peoples Republic of China attempts to buy out him out. The stock price soars.
“PE Magazine” enjoys brisk sales at newsstands around the world. DLD, or at least his midsection, appears on the cover of the first issue.