Who's PEing in your work place?

I PE everywhere except for the gym.

Last year I used to routinely clamp at my desk. I would make sure everyone saw me filling up my water bottle. This gave me the reason to be in the bathroom every fifteen minutes. By the time I got home, I would have one heck of a flaccid. The down side is when someone comes in your office when it’s time to release the clamp.

I do, but my workplace is different from most. We stay for 24 hours, have sleeping quarters, and can do pretty much whatever we want as long as the job is done and done right.

I use my ADS weights while doing my morning pre-work routine, checking my truck off, re-stocking any missing supplies or equipment, cleaning the bay out, and anything else where I’ll be on my feet for 30+minutes. I take them off for desk work or if I have to go out on a call. If someone is having a heart attack or is entrapped in a vehicle accident, they really don’t want me to say, “wait just a minute, my dick weighs are making me sore”.

We have individual sleeping rooms with office space so I take paperwork to my sleep room, watch TV, listen to music, read, study, prepare classes I have to teach, or whatever while hanging, pumping, and clamping.

My ADS weight time is really discreet because I loosely wrap outside the weights and wrap loosely over the head with enough to make it look like a really big dick. I’ve caught some of my female students taking a second look a few times when they were at the station to get clinical time in (a male one too eeeewwww).

No one can possibly be any wiser (unless they are members of this forum). They just think I’m so good at my job because I spend so much time reading and reviewing to keep up with new trends, new studies, and ways to improve things.

If I was a plumber or ditch digger, I probably wouldn’t be able to do the same.

Either that or crabs. I’ll take the zero on this one.

I have noticed when I wear weights in public I see more guys checking out my buldge than women! It gives me the creeps and makes me feel like they know it is fake.

I’m still waiting to find a JES extender in a urinal. I’d definitely wash it off and use it!

A little 10% chlorine bleach solution or some phenolic cleaner will fix almost anything.

Hahaha! That is fucking funny.

I ADS at work with the Vacuextender head, leg strap and bungee cord. No one is the wiser.

This didn’t happen at work,per se, but it kind of relates. I’d been doing PE for a while and just had told my wife about it, and she was very cool about it. Anyway, we were going to a wedding and she dragged me along to buy a gift…(squirm,whine) I thought I might as well wear my ADS weights while being dragged through these stores for just the right gift. We were in one of her favorite stores-pretty upscale- and I could feel my weights slipping. My wrap had come undone, so I was trying discretely hold everything together while making an exit to the restroom or dressing room or somewhere. Of course, I was stopped by every snooty sales clerk while I’m holding my crotch trying to keep my weights from falling out of my shorts. I was finally able to get them all off without too much unnecessary embarrassment. NOW, I think it’s funny.

Anyone wearing weights needs to get a lanyard and thread it through the weights, and then attach it to your underwear or pants. If you don’t, someday you will regret it.

I’m probably the only bodybuilder and definitely the only powerlifter (yes, I do both) in this small backwards town. Everyone knows I lift and sometimes I’ll find weird stuff like AC units that are being replaced and and ask to lift it. People like it when I stop and load their heavy stuff for them.

If I have a weight fall off people would just think I’m lifting weights with my dick. One guy even asked me when I was practicing log tossing, “do you lift weights with your dick too?” I just said, “not yet, but I’m going to someday.”

However, the lanyard sounds like a good idea. I’ll probably implement that. Thanks for the suggestion.

I don’t think Women would know what ADS weights are and what they are. Now then, I’m not speaking of the Women here.

I wear a cock ring often to give me a full feeling and make my balls huge too.

Shit dude, what if the building caught fire and you had to leave like RIGHT NOW! you hit that clamped thing on something and you can break the fucker in half.