why did a normal condom fit me? (Page 3)

10-19-2009, 11:06 PM

The_Kiss

Originally Posted by baywatch

We get naked. She gets me hard and proceeds to put a condom on me. I’ve got a Magnum in my pants pocket, but my pants are on the floor and she beats me to the punch.

Dude, you never and I repeat NEVER let a woman you’ve just met put her own condom on you! Hell, my rule is this:

“Unless you’re married, always provide your own condoms.”

I had a friend back in college who caught his girlfriend poking holes into the condom wrappers (with condoms still inside of course) with one of those sewing needles. This of course creates a greater chance of tearing the condom and I’m sure you can figure out the risks from there ; )

By the way, great story.

10-20-2009, 01:45 AM

yossarian22

Originally Posted by The_Kiss

I had a friend back in college who caught his girlfriend poking holes into the condom wrappers (with condoms still inside of course) with one of those sewing needles.

Thats the scariest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

10-20-2009, 01:59 AM

skeebo

Originally Posted by Kinurr

Thats the scariest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

Yea it sucks. Happened to an acquaintance of mine that I used to work with. I am just glad he found out and got rid of her before things went too far.

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10-21-2009, 11:01 PM

jelqmaster_flex

Originally Posted by The_Kiss

Dude, you never and I repeat NEVER let a woman you’ve just met put her own condom on you! Hell, my rule is this:
“Unless you’re married, always provide your own condoms.”
I had a friend back in college who caught his girlfriend poking holes into the condom wrappers (with condoms still inside of course) with one of those sewing needles. This of course creates a greater chance of tearing the condom and I’m sure you can figure out the risks from there ; )
By the way, great story.

Another thing, ALWAYS flush the condom down the toilet and don’t just throw it in the trash.
A friend of a friend of mine just tossed it in the trash after sex, he goes into the bathroom to take a piss. Comes out and finds the girl banging herself with the condom. To end this story she ended up getting pregnant and now he has to pay child support for 18 years. Be careful guys some of these ladies are psycho!

"I work my fingers to da bone, my elbow grease seeps, benefits get reaped I keep talk to a minimum"

10-21-2009, 11:32 PM

8inchM

Originally Posted by jelqmaster_flex

A friend of a friend of mine just tossed it in the trash after sex, he goes into the bathroom to take a piss. Comes out and finds the girl banging herself with the condom.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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10-22-2009, 02:00 AM

skeebo

Originally Posted by jelqmaster_flex

Another thing, ALWAYS flush the condom down the toilet and don’t just throw it in the trash.
A friend of a friend of mine just tossed it in the trash after sex, he goes into the bathroom to take a piss. Comes out and finds the girl banging herself with the condom. To end this story she ended up getting pregnant and now he has to pay child support for 18 years. Be careful guys some of these ladies are psycho!

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10-22-2009, 02:11 AM

androNYC

Originally Posted by Acid Jazz

My question is.. "What the fuck are you worrying about?” She TOLD YOU to be CAREFUL doing doggy style, one of the deepest penetrative positions around. You took this as “Never once says anything about my size”?
I beg to differ here, brutha. She told you to take it easy because you have an unusually long AND thick dick.
Get over yourself here, and enjoy the fact that she noticed. The rest is in your head. (Figuratively speaking, of course. ;) )

Cosign that

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10-22-2009, 02:16 AM

man-of-10

Originally Posted by jelqmaster_flex

Another thing, ALWAYS flush the condom down the toilet and don’t just throw it in the trash.
A friend of a friend of mine just tossed it in the trash after sex, he goes into the bathroom to take a piss. Comes out and finds the girl banging herself with the condom. To end this story she ended up getting pregnant and now he has to pay child support for 18 years. Be careful guys some of these ladies are psycho!

:rolling: That is crazy shit!

I suddenly imagine my girlfriend doing something like that to me, because I know she really wants the relationship to lead to marriage(and I’m not all that indifferent to the idea either); but I know she’s in no way deceptive or dishonest(or fucked up :D ).