Why God made base girth

How about one good ol’ “You sick perv!”?

Btw, RWG, before you go ahead, I think in the jury’s eyes, that’s seen as a rape… :down:

I was thinking exactly this for the ideal shaped penis. Smaller initial girth would also let you go anal even if you can’t put it all the way in with the extra large base. If you are long enough you could still get deepthroated, she just won’t be able to take it all in.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this tantamount to rape? Besides, what’s the fun if she’s not awake and into it, riding you, doing all those nasty anal things with you and enjoying the living shit out of it?

Lame.

phreakk,

that’s one of the few things I’m of the same opinion with you.
I mean if it really hurt her doing it awake what makes anyone think it’s any better if she “just doesn’t know about it” ?
Darn just talk to her and be worthy of her trust when she finally admits to trying it out.. Be really careful.. Things will work out without this rape-like approach (yuck, no offense, but it really makes me wanna puke.. And this isn’t something that happens to me often).

Ys

I tried anal once but it really hurt my girlfriend— she couldn’t stand it. I’m not sure we did it properly though.

I’d like to be a lot more adventurous in my sexlife. I think I’ve been very conservative so far…

…my girlfriend once asked me if there was anything special that I liked in bed and I couldn’t really think of anything but after thinking about it I told her I liked mirrors…

…it kind of turned out bad because after that she made sure there weren’t any mirrors in the room whenever we did it, and kind of made me feel like a pervert which really sucked.

I think the answer she was looking for was “no”.

It’s made me think twice about answering that kind of question in future. In future I think I’d just say something like: “No, nothing, just regular sex”.

…after a while I just stopped enjoy it with her and we broke up.

Myangelzrod…

…technically I think that is rape— it’s not something I’d really feel comfortable doing, but I guess if it feels right in your relationship it might not be as bad as it might sound to a casual observer.

Myangelzrod, when the men with the heavy shinny hand cuffs come to pick you up, don’t resist. You wouldn’t want rape AND resisting arrest on your record. Damn man, show a little respect. Women aren’t animals.

I am this shape

I’m thinking it might be best if your dick is pretty much the same girth except near the base, where it’s thick. This way, it doesn’t look cone shaped and you can have pretty much the same friction the whole time, plus you can stimulate the clit better and really work the rest of the outside of the pussy good with a thick base. But a fat head would be good too.

I don’t know much about other men’s shapes. But I do know that I would never have any kind of sex with my wife while she was asleep, especially anal.

She told me she tried it once long ago and didn’t like it. We tried it once and she didn’t like it. Then another time, after a concert, we were alone in the house, messing around, and she said she wanted to do it that way. I know it was only for my benefit and she didn’t really want to so I really took my time, used some lube, some fingers to loosen things up a bit and we both actually seemed to enjoy it. The next time, it seemed to hurt so we stopped. It’s one of those “special occasion” things now that happens only when it’s her idea and done with great care.

About the blowjobs, I suppse that is the only advantage of being small. She says men with big dicks don’t get many blowjobs. She does this to me frequently without me asking. And can take the whole thing in her mouth with some room left to use the tongue.

Your wife can take 9” girth regularwhiteguy? HOLY COW.

I have a penis like this and frankly I dont like it that much. Women prefer the big head visually and also physically.

Dude… that is the funniest thread I have the honor to read since I’m here ( I admit being a lurker with less than 100 post for 3years)

But man you got me laughing so hard I woke up my roommate!!! :)

Are we talking dick shape or butt sex here?

As far as the first goes, no complaints and many compliments.

Now about the butt sex thing for the guys that don’t get it. Have we learned nothing from Twatteasers post in the realm of SS, NLP, and the like? You see, you have to slowly (and conivingly) change your virgin butt sex queen’s mind set about anal sex. This could involve many calculate measures on your part. Most likely it will involve ALL calculated measures on your part.

Talk about it (slowly,carefully) at time when you’re being flirty with each other, but NOT during actual sex. Not at first. Squeeze her ass from behind once in awhile and tell her; hey nice ass, you know I’m going to have to tap THAT one of these days too. Of course you’ll probably meet with rejection (your comment) and distain at first. That’s okay though. Just make a comment of this sort every ONCE in awhile. Some reference to her beautiful ass and how your going to have her giving it up willingly, eventually. She’ll smirk, that’s okay.

Now couple this with playing with her ass when you are laying the pipe or dining at the Y. Start spreading her ass cheeks with your hands and let her think it’s because you’re trying to get the dick in her cooch farther. Same thing if your hitting it doggy. Spread her ass cheeks with your thumbs.

What you’re doing here is getting her MIND and her BODY used to the idea of anal sex. If your anal virgin is staunchly apposed to anal sex PROCEED SLOWLY with your calculated behaviors.

Next, look for her signals. You maybe able to graduate to actually slipping in a finger during sex. Play with that little starfish next time your washing your face in the Y. If she’s spread out on her back, then instead of gobbling down all of that intoxicating maiden oil, let some of it slide down the crack of her ass. Add some of your own spit if you have to. Lube is essential for your anal virgin here. Slide one hand under ass as if your trying to lift her higher to your face. Just make sure your middle finger lands right in the crack of her ass and massage that stinkstar good.
If she hasn’t jerked away and told you you her ass is a one way street, then slowly slip your finger in. I hope I don’t have to mention the necessity of having made sure your nails were trimmed at this point. One benefit of having done so is hers, the other is yours. Especially if you’re prone to biting your nails.

This is a general idea of how it works. It’s much better than trying to save face with; “oops sorry wrong hole”, after the fact. What you are attempting to here is FIRST condition the mind AND THEN condition the body to become willing to accept the idea of anal sex. It may take weeks. It make take months. Hell it may take a LONG time. If your programing skills aren’t up to snuff, then go back and read some of Twat’s more senseless rambling post on SS. You want to tune into the mindset and not so much the words he speaks, err types.

Back when I was of high school age, a friend of mine related how he was approaching it this way with a girlfriend of his. Then one night he was holding her ass with one hand and washing her carpet with his tongue in the back seat of his car. He says all of sudden she rammed her ass down on his finger and it went all the way in. She gyrated for a minute and then told him to use two. Why yes, he did end up cracking that cherry ass that night.

IF the girl you want to ass tap is of the no never mindset, then somewhere in her mind she has that mental image of her taking it in the ass lock up deep in the place where she stores the bad images. Your job is to slowly migrated that picture out of where she stores the bad images. One mistake in this and it’ll get sent to the bottom of the stack and you’ll have to start allover again.

Someone is going to recommend that you get her to watch porn with you were the girl is enjoying anal sex.
Yes and no here. Most women don’t care about porn like we do. So watching another girl moaning while taking it up the ass might not do a whole lot for her. It might however get her accustomed to seeing that image as a possible acceptable image, and it will get her thinking about anal sex is one way or the other. You get to massage whether that’s a good thing or not.

I’m sure some of the other ass bandits around here could lament on their experiences as well.

Wow— old thread.

What makes you say that? How do you know?

All of my PE efforts have been focused on reaching a minimum length of eight inches, and also gaining as much ‘lower-shaft’ girth as possible to reverse my natural baseball bat shape. I don’t want to gain any more girth at the top of my shaft due to the problems it would cause with oral sex etc.

I don’t jelq because of the effect it might have on the top of my shaft (i.e. making it more girthy) and have more or less exclusively hung, due to the effect it reputedly has on base-girth. Right now I have a kind of hour-glass shape and have been experimenting with potential methods for building just the base and midshaft so as to have six inches of girth at the base, tapering evenly (more or less) to maybe a maximum of 5.5” at the top of the shaft.

Hey guys, I just thought of something. I’ve asked my wife to volunteer since she’s my PE partner. But she said that’s just asking too much.

About penis shape. We know jelqing can increase thickness right? It seems from what I’ve read, it may increase thickness along the entire area that is jelqed. So if you want to thicken up more midshaft and less at the base you’d jelq farther from the base. If you want to thicken up more along the entire thing, you’d start as close to the body as possible.

So, get your woman involved, explain it’s in the interest of the science of penis enlargement, get her to totally relax the spincter and let you slide in to the depth you need to thicken, contract it really tight and hold while you pull back out.

Anal jelqing, anyone able to get their PE partner to help out?

Of course she’d have to be awake to actually take part since doing anything with any woman without her free consent means you deserve to have your dick cut off and sewed into your mouth.