Why I love my evil girlfriend

05-09-2003, 10:31 PM

KingUbu

Why I love my evil girlfriend

There are many reasons, actually. But comments like these are really priceless:

Me: (explaining the reason a lot of us feel the need for secrecy in PE) I think some guys are afraid to tell thier girlfriends about it because they think that they will tell thier next boyfriend about it. Its a competition thing.

Her: If we break up, I’ll definately tell whoever I date nest about it.

Me: I figured you would.

Her: Yeah, I can’t wait to see how uncomfortable he gets when he tries to figure out if I’m telling him to do it or not. Then he’ll also know that the guy before him was probably bigger and that will make him even more uncomfortable. (laughs)

I thought you all would appreciate that.

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05-09-2003, 10:44 PM

doublelongdaddy

Re: Why I love my evil girlfriend

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Originally posted by KingUbu
(explaining the reason a lot of us feel the need for secrecy in PE) I think some guys are afraid to tell thier girlfriends about it because they think that they will tell thier next boyfriend about it.

Jennifer just gave me an all knowing look. She sees opportunity now to find a normals guy (the exact opposite of me) and tell him how to make his dick bigger:D

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05-09-2003, 10:46 PM

ThunderSS

I think you ought to tattoo a link to this place on her back without her knowing it. Someone may need this information in the future. :)

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05-09-2003, 10:54 PM

AnotherGuy

I mentioned PE on an automotive board, and you wouldn’t believe the amount of people who PM’d me. A lot of men unsatisfied with their standard equipment. lol (pun intended)

And I have pointed them to Thunder’s:D

05-10-2003, 12:38 AM

clawhammer

Yeah, that is evil but at least she’s honest!

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05-10-2003, 09:00 AM

SS4Jelq

Dont tell anyone! Not even automotive boards, girlfriends or anything.

Some of you are breaking the first two rules of PE club….

SS4

05-10-2003, 11:26 AM

secjay

ButtHead: What a bitch… uhuhhuhh

Beavis: yeah yeah yeah!! b-ITCH!! heh

Butthead: shuttup beavis, you’re a little bitch… uhuhuhhuuhuh

Beavis: no youre a bitch butthead… bitch bitch bitch … mmmmBOING!

05-10-2003, 12:44 PM

retsnom

Makes a call to the PE mafia……..

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05-10-2003, 04:31 PM

luvdadus

KingUbu

You got a real personality disorder there, be careful. She is probably a master of manipulation and decpetion.

Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

05-12-2003, 06:03 AM

base

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Originally posted by SS4Jelq

Some of you are breaking the first two rules of PE club….
SS4

I agree. We have to think of some penalties. Like a ring finger.

"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

05-12-2003, 06:49 AM

iamaru

This is going to tell you all way to much about me, but……

Is she cute? Has she got a sister?

Margret
(from the German
"M’ Argr et" meaning ‘to be dangerously insane’).

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