Worse Public Insult I've Ever Witnessed

When I was a young buck of about 20-21, I often hung out at a very popular pizza joint near my house. It was always packed with people between about 16-25 or so, and a lot of hot chicks.

One night an acquaintance of mine (not really a “friend”) got into a heated argument with his very hot girlfriend. They had been fighting for some time and it was pretty rocky.

He finally blurted out, “Fuck you!!! I’m finished, I’m going to find some new pussy!!”

Without batting an eyelash she shouted back, “Add 2 inches to your dick and you can find some ‘new pussy’ right here!”

Needless to say, the entire place fell into riotous laughter. Even the 300-lb Mama mia Italian immigrant slapping the dough burst out laughing. He became redder than the tomato sauce & fled the establishment. I don’t believe he ever came back in there (I never saw him there again).

That was shocking, to say the least (and quite a comeback from her). :o

lol :chuckle:

Ouch!!!Never mess with the bitches they now how to fight dirty!!

wadzilla,

Did she then order pizza with 2 more inches of pepperoni? :D

So true!

Good gawd, that’s a great comeback… I would have loved to be there!

That just so happens to be a punch line of Richard Pryor’s “When the Bitch Leaves your ass” joke; “You can take the dog, but leave the pussy!! If you had 2 more inches of dick, you’d find some new pussy here!!!”

Thats girls, they always know if they want to trash a guy, that they have to insult his dick or his sex performance. And as used as it is, it still works alot of the times, even if the guy don´t have a small dick.

Really? I wonder what year that Pryor joke was from because this thing happened in 1985-86 or so. The gal might have heard it from ol’ Rich.

Seems like I remember the same joke from Redd Fox, on an old 8-track tape I had so you can guess the year ;-)

What a horror story. Hopefully we can all become big enough to not have to worry about a comeback like that she used in public. What comeback could she have used if he had happened to be much longer? Something like “yeah, go find somebody else to poke out with that thing” perhaps? That wouldn’t work because no guy would take that as an insult. She was mad so she would have tried to think of something to directly counter his remark. What could she possibly have come back with if the small dick insult wasn’t available because he was a PEer and was already those 2 inches longer?

You don’t know if he was actually 2 inches too small. He could’ve been well hung and she lied anyway just to hurt him in front of the crowd.

The problem with arguing with a woman is she will always get in the last lick regardless of time or place. Sometimes it takes them days, weeks or months but they will score a bullseye and you will feel the pain.

“Success is the best revenge”

That’s so true. And nothing feels more successful than growing a big dick.
Once you have that, that’s one department they can’t hurt you in. They’ll be hurting themselves by letting you go AND THEY’LL KNOW IT.

Time for more PE.

Ahhh.. The art of comeback combat. How underrated are thee. :)