You know you are addicted to PE when.

…you pawn your wedding ring to by a new extender.

That is the best one so far!! Too funny!!

Wow I didn’t even notice that rhymed until now. :)

you have a nightmare that you stretched too hard and ripped half of your dick off and tried to piece it together with popsicle sticks and glue(I had this nightmare :( ).

….that everything you see in a hardware store has the potential to be your next PE device

You get a hard-on when you smell baby-oil

You renounce to a good fuck because you haven’t pumped in the last two hours

Your girlfriend from out of town spends a week at your place and by the end of it you’re wishing she goes away soon so you can go back to clamping in peace

What can I say. A week is a long time.

You fear your cat is in the room and could start playing with your dick while you are hanging

You check your recent posts more often than your mail box

You look forward to having Thunder yell,

Read the fucking Guidelines.

It is so obvious that you would rather leave your girl than PE that you don’t even care hiding your PE tools (and she knows and pretends she doesn’t care)

When you see a cable clamp and think PE.

What did I do wrong, boss?

Nothing buby. Just trying to be funny.