haven't been on the board in years but I'm back, need some guidance...

Bullshit. Your post count is what it is. No posts have been trimmed here because of lack of participation, ever.

A couple of clues for you zero.

One, you need to read the Forum GUidelines.

Two, you come waltzing in here like a fucking know it all, you are going to get real familiar with smart asses. SO lighten up and watch your mouth.

Sorry, I’m confused, where did the 2 inches go?

Well you see there were two doors leading from the waiting room.

The first one read PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGERY.

The second door read PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY.

The story of this guy reads like someone trying to make a joke of you guys.

The story seems unbelievable:

Penis surgery at 9”.

And thereby penis reduction to 7”.

Do you believe people are all idiots in here?

Post-surgical retraction is possible (8-Ball reported at least temporary length losses after his surgery), though I haven’t heard of a 2” loss.

I’m more interested in the 3.5” gain. If recently computed statistics are any guide, those kind of gains happen for only about 1 guy in 10,000 or so.

modesto your saying 3.5 inches not possible in 10 years? well bullshit I did it. But then I wasn’t all about measuring and size more like obsessive compulsive. And hanging for hours on end. Since january I have recovered .5 of the close to 2 inch loss. So its coming back. retraction DOES happen during surgery. Everybody I talk to suffers from it just not this severe. tickticker whats your problem? I guess the only idiot is you then??

For peopel who actually posted with some helpful links I’m greatly appreciated. Thats what I was after.

Thunder. Chill out man. Your like a dog marking his territory. Although I’m very curious what “Waltzing in here” really entails. Who said I was a fucking know it all?? Watch my mouth? Look in the mirror bro.

Nice way to make someone feel welcome. You got quite the ego their bud.

.,.,.,.

Whereas you have zero cool.

Maybe now you can find your old “site”. You know, the one where the members would remember you.

I saw a funny bumper sticker advertised on the internet the other day:

“Someone give Bush a blowjob quick, so we can go ahead and impeach him!”

It doesn’t really tie in with the thread but…

Why are some stories so unrealistically told? Is it because there is some truth in it or since it’s entirely true?

May be, - sometimes. Not in this case, I would assume.

Why is it that every 3 months or so we seem to pick up some new member (or in zero’s case a supposedly re-joined member) who comes in and sprays everything and every one like some incontinent dog that never got house-trained?

Oh, and they ALWAYS claim to have at least a 9” dick! (remember Polish Giant?)

Since nowhere in the forum guidelines does it say that we can’t attack an ex-member…..what an asswad…..that took about as long as a fight in the octagon between Antonio Noguiera and Martha Stewart….

DLD must have signed up with major multiple accounts

to be able to comeback and troll every six months under a different name.