The Hangers Creed
The Hangers Creed:
I am a hanger
I am my penis’s strength in war ( your brain, your motivation)
His deterent to stop hanging (and we shall never stop)
He is the heart of the fight (in the bedroom)
Whereever, Whenever
I carry my penis’s faith and honor against his enemies (the nonbelievers)
He is the king of battle
He is what I expect him to be
The best trained penis in the world
In the race for victory
He is swift, determined and courageous
Armed with the feirce will to win
Never will my penis fail my trust, always we fight on
Through the foe, to the objective, to triumph over all
If necessary, I will hang to my death
By my steadfast courage, I have hung for many hours
I yeild not to weakness, to hunger, to cowerdice, to fatigue, to superior odds
For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and really hung
I forsake not, my mission, my comrades (fellow hangers), my sacred duty
I am relentless, I will always hang, now and forever
I am a hanger, Follow Me.
