Wrapping noose string thingy

Please forgive me if this has been gone over before. I have discovered an aid to wrapping that I would like to share.

I put a noose around my dick under the glans and hook the other end to a door knob. I step back a bit and my dick is stretched ready for the wrapping and putting on of my wench.

I know that nooses are no-no’s, but it is on so little time that I feel it does no harm. I put my wench on in less than a minute today. It normal takes quite a while and a lot of cussing to get the wrap right and the wench on. I also have a nice big gut to try to look over.

This provides that third hand we all need.

Any comments?

My comment is this: Don’t fall down!!!

Sounds like a great idea Girth, but what if someone swings the door open real fast? Just make sure you’re on the henge side of the door I guess.

You have a point, Stevie. I remember the doorknob/string pull, an early home remedy tooth pulling scheme. A penis injury of this type would be very difficult to explain at the hospital. :eek: May find yourself being pressured to enter psychological counselling.

Perhaps a strategically placed hook on the wall would be better. Then hope for no earthquakes. :( :D

Odd that the first earthquake I ever experienced was in Ohio, back in like January or February of 1986. I had, up until then, never had a clue that Ohio was earthquake country. California, sure - but Ohio? I was completely surprised. So yes Girth, do hope for no earthquakes! (And since I hurt my hand, I have been successfully using the string method for wrapping one-handed too).

Great Idea!!! You’ve created the “third” hand

Excellent idea Girth!!

Wrapping is a doddle now -thanks you just saved my hanging routine. Wrapping was getting to be so much of a hassle with only 2 hands that I feared I was gonna get out of the habit.

>I put a noose around my dick under the glans and hook the other end to a door knob.

What do you use? String? I tried something similar with a spring clamp tied to a knob on my dresser. The clamp applied too much pressure and was uncomfortable.

I use a heavy, soft string. Just make a slip knot at the dick end and one at the door knob or hook.