Anyone Pump While Driving?

Hello.Yes I do everyday and everywhere I go.. It helps with stress and anxiety I do believe.

NICE!!!!! Now I can run my vacu tech in my truck with heating pad. Thank you for that.

I make YouTube content while driving and will begin pumping next week.

Are there any good 12v pumps that work off of my car’s cigarette lighter?

There’s a niche market for any goddamned product, I swear. Asking for a 12v pump that uses a cigarette lighter outlet. Dawg, patent that idea, then come back around here and sell it to us all.

Just make sure you set up an LLC, because when one of our dumb asses gets ourselves killed because we were stupid enough to be pumping while we were driving, you’ll want your legal bases covered.

That said, yeah, I’ve pumped while driving. Sure is a dumbass idea though.

I like the 12v cigarette outlet pump though, good thinking! Terrible idea, but a great execution!

YouTube? This idea will wind up landing you on LiveLeak instead. Just pump in the public bathroom at Walmart or under your desk at work like a normal, sophisticated individual.

The only difficulty would be explaining to the police officer why your dick is out and stuck in a tube

Maybe states should pass laws prohibiting penis pumping while driving. Put up signs on the roads like they do for texting.

Pumping while driving… I came here for the lolz, discovered OP is serious *awkwardly backs away*

It’s so crazy ! It.. Just.. Might.. Work.

Lol seriously tho I want to commend the dedication but I’m pretty much against almost everything that can distract you while driving. Its not just your life when you’re behind the wheel, but everyone else on the road too. Stay safe fellas

Yeah, I wouldn’t do it, OP. If you crash, and the airbag deploys, it would be likely to cause a serious, serious injury to your vascular system, to your pelvic floor, and would likely sever your ligaments entirely. You might very well kiss the thought of a successful erection goodbye.

Don’t do it.

Haha! Is it weird i just heard Eric Cartmans voice?

Well said about the road safety, I have a great amount of respect for that statement right there.

So true, and not only would his own penis be compromised but also the penises of a person he may hit at waist-height and anybody in an oncoming vehicle.

Remember folks: Death leads to complete and irreversible impotence in 100% of cases. It’s not worth the risk.