TSA took my penis pump.

PSA: I just took a flight and decided to take my penis pump with me thinking I’d be gone a few weeks and get some light pumping in. I disassembled it and put the actual pump/gauge in one part of my checked luggage. I put the hose/cylinder separately under clothes in the larger compartment of my bag. I just finally went to find it a few days later and found that the pump/gauge is gone. The only real possibility is that TSA went through my bag and took it.

Lame.

Only for your safety. Penis pumps have been known to blow up large airplanes; I just can’t remember when or where. And you learned what from this?

Yes Pumps have been known to make things blow up, like our cocks ;)

Sorry man that sucks. And its not like you can put in a claim. Although with mine being a Pulsar I would.

Makes me laugh. When I bought Elizabeth an inflatable dildo in hopes of loosening her up, knew damn well there would be no way that she’d ever carry that thing in her luggage. Doesn’t do much good when it only gets used once every few months. But can just imagine some TSA guy pulling that thing out, holding it up, and asking what the heck it is.

I flew from Pittsburgh to Phoenix & back. I took my extender & pump all in my carry on. Pittsburgh scanned it. Asked if they could open the bag. They did & I told them they’re medical devices for theropy. They closed my bag & off I went. Phoenix scanned the bag & asked what the items were. Again I said medical devices. Did not open the bag & off I went. Sorry you lost your pump bro hope it wasn’t an expensive set up.

Every time I see the title of this thread, that old Ramones’ song, “the KKK Took my Baby Away” pops into my head, albeit with different lyrics.

When I travel to do staff training in strores across the country TSA ALWAYS flags my carry on (Where I carry all my product). 100% of time they think our Deluxe Pump with Gauge is a gun.. How does this look like a gun??

Then I tell them what I do. Then they do not leave me alone and begin asking tons of questions.lol

Y’ever make any sales that way? I bet you could sell a few TSA guys a pump…

I once packed a massive 13” big black dildo in my wife’s carry on right before a trip. The TSA got to open that luggage and inspect it right in front of us, and the look on her face was priceless. Sometimes I wonder if the TSA does this for kicks.