Lordbase - exactly what I am afraid of - it’d be a total waste of money. I like my idea enough to try it soon though :)
BREAKTHROUGH! I tried my little experiement…
Unfortunately I don’t have lab grade equipment, only kitchen stuff. But I would say it’d be accurate to within about 10-20mL (Imperial conversion in a bit, read on) The shocking finding I have to report is that the standard volume calculation we’ve been using for years, pi*r^2, is utterly uselessly innaccurate! For me at least, it gave a totally overblown estimation. (Using my full stretched length and full erect girth, which I should have achieved while under pressure) my measurements would indicate, with this formula, that I should occupy around pi * 2.5cm * 2.5cm * 25cm = 490.9mL, nearly a half litre, which is NOT what I obtained via Archimedes principle! (and a bit hard to believe as it is… pfft - half a litre, as if.)
The value I measured using just enough suction to obtain a full erection in the tube was 310mL. (I also noted that the amount of liquid I could suck out to obtain a very high pressure was not a significant enough amount, at least not enough to skew the measurements a great deal. I may measure more exactly at a later time, though, to find a range of error the maximum of which would basically correspond to one’s own threshhold of pain.)
The formula I had to use to obtain anywhere close to the actual measurement, in a theoretical calculation, was this formula for the area of an ellipse, multiplied by length (same as the one we’ve been using, but taking into account varying widths and ‘heights’ of penile cross section instead of assuming a perfectly cylindrical shape)
Using this formula, to be more accurate about the shape and not overestimate so damn much, I plug in my values:
V = pi * (4.5cm*0.5) * (3.5cm*0.5) * 25cm = 309.25
That is - the width of my dick across, halved (to get the ‘radius’), times the ‘height’ of my dick (from balls to pubic bone) halved (to get the ‘other radius’), times the length. And behold - 309.25mL!!! It shouldn\’t actually be this accurate, due to the shape of the head, the corpa spongiosa, bumpy surface including veins, and so forth, but it seems to work fairly precisely at least for my shape! Incredibly close, in fact, to actual measurement.
I actually did the measurement, before I tried the calculation. No funny business.
For American style people, using my same metric values converted to imperial into the same formula for cubic inches:
V = pi * (1.77” *0.5) * (1.38” *0.5) * 9.84” = 18.88 Cubic Inches. Nowhere near the 25ci+ or so estimated previously. Wad, you will have to rewrite your calculator, I’m afraid ;)
For comparison, I measured my hand and a decent amount of my wrist and got a value of 360mL. My hands are not small either. I will measure my girlfriend’s hand tonight, and since she is so small, I will take great delight in telling her (possibly) that volumetrically, me fucking her is like her double fisting herself :D (But we’ll just wait and see about that…)
It would be a great goal to get to equal the volume of a can of coke (375mL) because that would be awesome bragging rights! :P
Happy obsessive measuring, everyone!
Note: pi = 3.14