So your telling me that I could get high and get a bigger dick at the same time. Wow!!! Where do I sign!! LOL!!
Incubus
Incubus
What other uses does a pump have?
i_will_get_8_inches
bizzabolla,
The EPA doesn’t like the brake fluid spilled so it is required that the fuild be vacuumed into a container instead of pushed out into the ground. Go figure!
IW8 4/2003 5.5 BPEL 4.5 EG 218 lbs 4/2004 6.875 BPEL 5.0 EG 198 lbs
Next stop 7.0 BPEL !
pe012345
Originally Posted by Incubus
So your telling me that I could get high and get a bigger dick at the same time. Wow!!! Where do I sign!! LOL!!
Hell yeah, I would soooooo become a pumper if I could smoke out of the pump while pumping. :chuckle:
MrGraphics
I will tell mine if she finds it that I use it to dislodge sink drain obstructions, since I keep it in the bathroom behind the drawer.
That particular drain cruds up alot, and I am constantly “unplugging” it.
petitfaun
Originally Posted by MrGraphics
I will tell mine if she finds it that I use it to dislodge sink drain obstructions, since I keep it in the bathroom behind the drawer.That particular drain cruds up alot, and I am constantly “unplugging” it.
Be interesting if she found the sink blocked one day and got a plumber in to fix it, and handed him the ‘dislodger’ to clear it
OneHungLo
The mighty vac I purchases was designed to diagnose problems in automotive vacuum systems.
Started 10/1/04 Approaching 7x5, Going for 8x6
petitfaun
My vacuum pump was once a waterjet thingy for cleaning out spaces between the teeth. So it sits quite happily in the bathroom where I can airily explain ‘it stopped working but I keep it as it might come in useful for something else’.
What? they might say.
‘Well I suppose I could make one of those vacuum thingies that make the dick large’
Tell the truth and they won’t believe you!
SixerMan
The pump is also used as a vacuum device, for the purpose of helping deliver babies. A similar “gun” is used, it has a yellow, green and red zone. The Green zone goes approx 18-24 hg.
Instead of the cylinder that we use, a small cup type attachement is used, and attached to the babies head. The pump is pumped into the green zone, and the Doctor will give a gentle pull during the contraction.
In between contractions, the pressure is released down to the yellow zone.
cead mile failte :lep:
petitfaun
Originally Posted by SixerMan
The pump is also used as a vacuum device, for the purpose of helping deliver babies. A similar “gun” is used, it has a yellow, green and red zone. The Green zone goes approx 18-24 hg.Instead of the cylinder that we use, a small cup type attachement is used, and attached to the babies head. The pump is pumped into the green zone, and the Doctor will give a gentle pull during the contraction.
In between contractions, the pressure is released down to the yellow zone.
I doubt anyone would believe me if I said it was for that. Although it could be used as a back-up for all the other reasons I’ve given. Used with one of the powerjelq tweezer things it could be quite convincing.
YES YES That’s IT. All the various devices could be labelled for childbirth.
(Until someone knocks at the door, telling me there’s an emergency)
Ah well!
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