Where do you hide the pump?

My mum almost found my pump this morning, I was in my room, and she was vacuum cleaning the floor, I hide my pump inside my backpack in a plastic bag and leave the backpack usually inside the wardrobe. Everytime my mum, sister or anyone walk in, I start the praying ”stay away of that backpack please god!”

Where do u guys hide your pumps?

Don’t you have a place behind the bottom of your dresser? That Crack back there where you can hide shit away from prying eyes? Or how about under your bed in the box spring ribs with the little nooks and cranies? How about cut a hole in the bottom looking up where you can place shit out of common view and where it can’t fall out of and must be activly searched to get.

Get a trunk to lock your private shit in.

Yep. I first did this in 1982. Now, I have 5 trunks & a 4-drawer file cabinet, LOL. That’s what you need to do. Footlocker at K-mart or Wal-mart, only about $25-30 or so. And another $4 for a padlock. Well worth the investment.

Or your own appartment. It’s good to have a lock in the door of that too. A lot of private space. ;)

How old are you anyways, your mom vacuum cleaning your room and opening your closets and backpacks? :confused:

A tool kit or an art supply bin with a locking lid. Throw some miscellaneous tubing and valves (maybe aquarium supplies) in with it: anyone unfamiliar with a vacuum pump is unlikely to recognize its function.

Good luck.

Remove the label that says “Penis Enlargement Pump”. ;)