The Ballad of Haursen: The Journey of the Jade Sceptre 2.0

Hey Thunderers,

I hope each of you are doing well.

I haven’t posted here in a while and now I have returned after a lengthy hiatus.

(((waits for cheering)))

(((hears nothing 0_o)))

Well…ahem….thanks for the welcome. LOL

I am the PE ninja, Haursen. I have been in the PE journey since 2016.

I have a love of learning and I like Bruce Lee’s philosophy of taking information about what you need and making it into our own.

If I can be a blessing to someone here, I hope I can through my PE experience. Plus, I am open to feedback on my routine and various opinions can help me fine-tune as need be.

My background…I am married over 10+ to a hot Asian wife, we have one child (a girl tween). The situation that made me go on my journey was that when the time came to jump my wife’s bones, I had bad EQ. She would sigh and say “Hey, come on…why are you not hard?” She would also comment about my penis looking small as “a bird.”

I would be embarrassed yet this ninja would not be denied! I would show her!

I research on the internet and found a defunct PE site and followed the beginning program. I started to get gains to where my wife would say “You’re so big!” to screaming “Not too deep!” when doing a rear entry.

I went from a bird to an eagle! Mwahahaha! (xd)

I made great newbie gains and have been doing PE since. I have had victories, I have had defeats…I have had times where I wanted to quit…yet I knew that if I did…I would be losing not only size yet also learning about my body.

That’s all for now…Thanks for reading!

I post more soon…

Your favorite ninja…OUT!

((((poof))))

CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!

You know you will get some luv’n.
Great post H!

Thank you kindly. :)

Late Entry

12/1/2019

✷ Sleep Duration: 8:17
✷ Morning Steel Quality: 0
✷ Supplementation: Vitacost CoQ10 (20 mg), MegaFood Over 40 One A Day, Youtheory Men’s Collagen Advanced Formula, Vitacost Vitamin D (2,000 IU), Garden of Life Dr. Formulated Magnesium Powder
✷ Afternoon Training: 5 x 5 x 3 with air pump
✷Warm-Up: Moist Heat (10m) - Temperature: 160F - Bundled stretches, rotations, and plyometric pulls
✷ Set 1: 7hg (2.25” tube) - 5 minutes then 1-minute penis shaking
✷ Set 2: 7hg (2.25” tube) - 5 minutes then 1-minute penis shaking
✷ Set 3: 4hg (3’ tube) - 5 minutes then whole penis jelqing

(Reflections at The Pool of Life):

Hey Thunderers,

I was in a hurry thus I did not do a 5-minute break between sets. I also did not use water-based lube because of the hassle of cleaning up. I had a decent training time.

Onward and upward!

Your favorite master of zee pump…OUT!

Haursen

12/3/2019

✷ Sleep Duration: 7:31
✷ Morning Steel Quality: 0
✷ Supplementation: Vitacost CoQ10 (20 mg), MegaFood Over 40 One A Day, Youtheory Men’s Collagen Advanced Formula, Vitacost Vitamin D (2,000 IU), Garden of Life Dr. Formulated Magnesium Powder
✷ Evening Training: 5 x 5 x 3 with air pump
✷Warm-Up: Moist Heat (10m) - Temperature: 160F - Bundled stretches, rotations, and plyometric pulls
✷ Set 1: 7hg (2.25” tube) - 5 minutes then 5-minute rotations.
✷ Set 2: 7hg (2.25” tube) - 5 minutes then 5-minute rotations and compression jelqs.
✷ Set 3: 4hg (3’ tube) - 5 minutes then 5-minute rotations.

(Reflections at The Pool of Life):

Hey Thunderers,

I had a decent session tonight. I even had excellent EQ which is nice to have especially after last Saturday’s bust….more on this later.

I use an organic water-based lube that works better than store-bought water-based lube. No stickiness or any other nonsense.

Overall, 4.5 out of 5 session. :)

Now let’s talk about Saturday…

First of all, I’m married and monogamous. I have been married 17 years to one woman. Now every Saturday is our time to have sex and this last Saturday we got into an argument before sex. You know what happened next?

My EQ flatlined. I couldn’t get it up at all…eventually we did after a time of touching her body…she even asked me, “Are you still exercising?” She knows I do PE however I am not sure if she meant PE or regular physical exercises.

Looking back at this situation, I learned two things:

1) Arguments and emotional baggage WILL affect my EQ.
2) If this happens again, I can use my pump to get up to solid EQ (which slipped my mind when I was in EQ purgatory).

Oh well…mistakes help me to learn.

Onward!

Thanks for reading!

Your favorite master of zee pump…OUT!

Hey H,

When you start off these last two threads with:
“Morning Steel Quality: 0”

Do you mean totally limp, no chubby or am I misreading this?

No erection at all.