The Big Banana's Routine

Originally 6 on, 1 off - 45 mins including warmup, stretching, jelqing, heli shakes (swinging penis like chopper rotors) and warmdown

Then

5 on, 2 off - 30 mins of basically the same routine, but less jelqing (only 5 mins)and heli shakes removed as my shaft was getting misshapen

Then

M, T, T, F with W, S, S off - 35 mins of the same routine, plus added in holds and ulis

Then

Hit plateau, so rested for 4 months

Then

M, W, F with T, T, S, S off - 5 mins including 2 mins each of warmup and warmdown in the shower and 30 secs of stretching.

Currently trying to gain with the shortest workout possible. It is working so far.
Imported from old PE database