The wounded dick
The short short story. After breaking my frenulum three times (and probably because I started jelqing and gained a little bit in size), doctors all over the world think that I should get a small operation where they just cut up the frenulum to make it heal in a better and more strong way. I will report from the days up to and after the operation:
Wednesday: 2 days to the cut
07:30
Get up, doing the morning routine.
Thinking that it might even make it stronger and more prepared for operation.
Thinking that I won’t have sex of any kind in a while.
Thinking that I won’t have sex of any kind in a while.
Think that it is a problem that I won’t have sex for a while.
Starting to realize the fact that I won’t have sex for a while.
9:00
Driving to work. Thinking that I need to do something about the “not-going-to-have-sex-for-a-while” problem. I need to test my penis. As a single guy, I haven’t had sex for some time. And last time I had sex, it was with a condom, which I had on my foreskin – I.e. I did not pull my foreskin back, before I took the condom on. And yes, guys, it is kind of a dull feeling. But since my frenulum have a tendency to break, and blood and sex doesn’t work that well for me, I have taken my reservations.
10:30
Writing to a potential girl, whom might like to perform the “goodbye” sex act.
11:00
Potential girl wonders why it is “the last chance for sex in a while”.
11:01
“Last-chance in a while”-guy writes back that it is a secret. Or at least something that can only be told in connection with a sexual act.
11:02
Potential girl still interested. “Last-chance in a while”-guy (me) suddenly realizes that he has a pretty tough schedule this week. To make it very exotic, he suggests Thursday night. The last night possible.
11:03
“Last-chance in a while”-guy also realizes that he is writing an awful lot of text messages and his boss is starting to send some suspicious glances his way.
14:25
Potential girl is curious about what is going to happen Friday. Not feeling like writing “someone is going to take a scalpel and draw a fine line in my magic wizard”, so I decide to write that sexy talk to potential girl, telling her about the pleasures she will meet in my presence. Potential girl is satisfied with answer.
16:27:
Sitting in front of Excel sheet, wondering if I should go home soon. Then my brain suddenly asks me this question: Maybe cutting the frenulum will be like unleashing extra possibilities of girth and length gain. Just asking the questions makes my penis a feeling good. And it needs it, because it isn’t feeling so good about.
17:36
Bumping into ex girlfriend on my way home. Very very cute, excellent sex. Potential girl no. 2? Maybe it could be a day of celebration, this last day before the cut.
Dangit. Potential ex-sex dangerous. Many weird signals from ex-girl, telling me that it is not a good idea to introduce the fact, that I have screwd up my frenulum with another girl. Not her. Ex-girlfriend is not potential girl no. 2.
21:10
Potential girl has obviously talked to girlfriends. In 21:09 text message there is a tone of “you a just making up an excuse and I am not falling for it.” Still not feeling totally sure about telling about the operation, I write to her that I have to go to the hospital.
Potential girl’s messages suddenly come with a little lack time. But much better tone.
21:20
Suddenly I remember that I have to work late Thursday. Introducing this is the days biggest mistake. Potential girl have to work early Friday morning. And meeting up 10 pm doesn’t make her sent happy smilies.
21:28
Have to make new strategy.
21:56
Going out the night before could also be a strategy. Calling good friend (who is a girl, and has lots of nice female friends).
22:38
New strategy seems to work. Plans for tomorrow night are in house.
23:24
Writing on thunders. Wish me luck with Friday.