O_o are we talking about enlarging your dick or cooking it?
"Men are gifted with two heads, sadly they do not
have enough blood to run
both at the same time" by anonymous
megalomax
Cream increasing blood flow
bluto
Originally Posted by pulacalului
I tried another product yesterday, it’s a chinese oil intended for blood flow restoration. I couldn’t understand anything on the prospect, so I just applied it. I’ve almost passed out because of the terrible burning sensation (it actually felt like my dick and balls were on fire, and I couldn’t even scream, we had some guest that evening). I had to keep my dick under an ice cold shower for about 10 mins and constantly wash it with soap until the burning sensation went away.
And yeah, my dick became red and the veins got fully engorged, but that was the most terrifying moment my dick got through (even more terrifying than the without anesthetic stitching I had a couple years ago, when I got circumcised and the stitches broke).
I speak Chinese. I will translate for you.
“Grasshopper, do not put on penis for fires of dragon’s breath will reign down on your manhood!”
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pulacalului
Well, I don’t think I’ll ever need any translation for that, I’ll never try it again.
peebrain
Originally Posted by kingdong69
OMG my penis is on fireeeeeee aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I just tried it man, I’m finding it haard to type at the moment but I mixed yoghurt milk and cayene. OMG this really stings!! I rubbed it into my glans and it’s burning, geez!!Is this supposed to give me a hardon now or is it a longterm improvement??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH fook me!! Don’t try this guys.
Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about cayenne on his dick,think it was called “Great Balls of Fire”.
SirFoggy
DAMMIT!!!
I was going to order some of that transdermal diabetics cream but it has wheat germ oil in it:(
I’m gluten intolerant:(
plein_lee
Putting cayenne pepper on your cock? Are you really that crazy? Reminds me of the last time I made a habanero sauce for jerk chicken and didn’t wear rubber gloves. Believe me, I will never do that again. After 2 hours of balls on fire, wanting to die, please God, make this burning go away after taking a piss. Yeah, right, just rub cayenne pepper on your cock, I dare you!
bbc
“Oh, and one disclaimer - it is clearly marked on the box - Not for use on the genitals.”
Ok, I’ll bit. What’s bad about L-Arginine on your genitals?
Maybe they are talking about vaginas?
Any comments?
Aeris
To the dude who put cayenne pepper on his unit. You are braver than I!
Maybe this will give a better idea of what you did. :p
Jungle112
Is there anything that can give you a fat full 10 EQ? That isn’t prescribed?
Bone Pressed ERECT: 7.0 inches
Girth:5.0 inches at hardest(most erect)
Width 1 7/8 inches
lucarello
Originally Posted by bluto
I speak Chinese. I will translate for you.“Grasshopper, do not put on penis for fires of dragon’s breath will reign down on your manhood!”
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LMAO, one of the best threads I’ve read in here lol.
So, nobody else dared to try kingdong recipe?
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