Homemade Pheromones?

If eating cum increased testosterone the gays would be all these muscle bound freaks:D

And my girlfriend would have a beard. :D

Why am I picturing one of our guys being in a hurry and shortening the process?

Order a shot of vodka and while standing at the bar next to the object of your desire wank one out into your drink, knock it back and start chatting her up!

I’ve always doubted the way pheromones are marketed as products.

I don’t really see how smelling like semen, or sweat, while you just casually walk around the street will get responses from women. Just think about the opposite scenario, if a woman were to walk around smelling like menstruation. I don’t doubt that scent is a big factor in human sexuality, but I also don’t think that is a primary factor. In fact I would go so far as to say that it is quite low in the chain of the secondary factors. The only proof I have of this is personal and peer related experience.

I mean I have never had a girl or woman come up to me and tell me I smell good after a basketball game.

As for eating your own semen to increase testosterone:

That’s hogwash. Even if your semen can be absorbed for all it’s worth in your body, the levels of testosterone in semen are very low, no where near high enough for you to get any real effect from eating it.

Your stomach is not the best place for complex molecular structures, that’s why the preferred method of intake is via injection for most doctors.

Then again, this is the western point of view, if you want to, no one is stopping you and I would be more then happy to read your results. My thesis on this still stands until proven otherwise.

That’s because you’ve never tried experimenting with pheromones. Sweat does contain pheromones but also contains bacteria and stinks. So the smell neutralises the effects of the pheromones. Pheromones are completely odorless. You don’t smell them. They work via a vomeronasal organ (VNO) which is separate to the nose, although it’s near the nostrils in many animals. There is debate as to whether humans have a working VNO but I can tell you from my experience that women react to pheromones, VNO or not. The type of reactions I’m talking about is women deliberately rubbing up against you or tapping you on the shoulder from behind to get your attention and flirt with you. I would say it gives you an extra point on the 1-10 scale.

And no, they’re not paying me to say that. :-P

How applying pheromones to your skin and clothes has somehow translated to eating your own semen baffles me. But if you do want to try and get cheap pheromones, I’d just jerk off til you have precum and wipe some of that shit on your neck and wrists. I’m not prepared to experiment with this but I’d be interested to see how someone else goes. :-P

What if she were to walk around smelling like freshly aroused female anatomy?

Actually, I have. :lickin: Not basketball but cliff hiking, brush clearing, etc..

You can’t smell pheromones, your nose has a tiny organ in it that picks up the “scent” of pheromones and that sends a signal to your brain. Test is simply a cholesterol molecule with a few added parts. I don’t think semen can convert to estrogen, and your stomach acids would simply digest it and break it down, I don’t see it converting to testosterone.

Sorry, I meant I don’t think semen can convert into testosterone.

I’ve got a novel idea. How about,every time you blow your load, you save it in a cup, suck it up in a shrynge and inject it right back into your nuts?

Is that directed to me?

No, it’s just a joke in general. It’s fucking funny though right? Hehe….

The idea of drinking your own sperm is pretty funny, shooting it up? That’s right up there with genius.

A whores opiate maybe? We could be on to a new product ;)

Hey, I’ll rub my nut on my neck if it worked. I’d rub piss in my hair if it worked. I really don’t give a shit. I think I’d steer away from shit though. Not worth it.

However women do find body odor on men attractive. At least the women that I’ve spoken to about it have found it to be a great turn on. Now for guys it’s the opposite I think. I mean I can smell some of the dirty assholes here at work that don’t use deodorant. I can smell my frign feet when they stink.

There was a girl in college named Frannie. She sat a couple seats over. The minute she walked into the room “pussy stink” but it wasn’t a horrible bad stink, it was quite intriguing. That’s what the odor is designed to do. Get the attention of a man. Obviously she had something wrong with her and you know that once you got down there you’d probably barf, but the very memory of the smell gives me wood.

Never underestimate the power of scent.

LMAO! That is fucking funny!

I just noticed this! What are you talking about, I did no such thing. I posted a smiley because I thought it was funny, I did nothing else. My grammar is so bad and I would never judge someone Else’s?