Homemade Pheromones?

Ok guys, please don’t call me an idiot for this one, but I’ve been doing some research and came across some nasty recipes for homemade pheromones on several different sites.

1. mix your own semen with vodka and refrigerate. apply behind ears and underarms.

2. filter semen, and your first urine of the day (containing the most urea) with a paper filter. Pour together and heat to 160 degrees farenheit. The shelf life is only three days because of oxidation. Supposedly, the testosterone and urea combine to form androstadienone (pheromone).

I wouldn’t be asking if I didn’t see these recipes on several different sites worded differently. Has anyone heard of this?

Also, I’ve got some deca powder. If #2 is ideed true, couldn’t I use the deca instead of semen?

Quite the science fair entry you have there. Personally I have no idea, but being caught storing my jizz would make for one of the best “you so crazy” stories by your friends FOREVER.

Would using urine not give a really bad smell?

Hmm, maybe this phermone thing is something I need to research more thoroughly:

Evidence that androstadienone, a putative human chemosignal, modulates women’s attributions of men’s attractiveness - PubMed

Not rubbing any semen on my ears though

As my research has continued, I’ve figured out that testosterone + acid = andro, which is a pheromone when applied topically and a testosterone booster when taken orally.

So I’ve concluded that it may be possible to make a topical pheromone by mixing semen with lemon juice and alcohol. And it should be possible to increase testosterone by consuming your own loads because stomach acids and saliva should convert your loads to andro.

I know this sounds crazy, but I think I am on to something here.

My God.

Tell me. Tell me you’re not thinking about swallowing spunk because it, theoretically, might increase your testosterone.

Don’t go down this road, man. Next thing you know, you’re in a bus station bathroom… well… you see where this is going.

:)

Not too stray too far off topic, but please allow me to clarify.

An ellipses does not end a sentence. It simply indicates a pause, like a comma, so it is grammatically incorrect to capitalize the first word after an ellipses. If an ellipses is used to end a sentence then there should be a period following it like this …. That’s the only time you should ever use four periods.

However, after a bit of research, I learned my spacing was wrong. There should be a space in front of the ellipses, as in the above sentence. An ellipses should be treated as a word itself, so it should be:

“Next thing you know, you’re in a bus station bathroom … well … you see where this is going.”

Thanks for bringing it up. I learned something.

I hate that people’s status on is judged by how many times they post. One may have a couple thousand posts, but what does it matter if most of them resemble the one above.

I agree … but what can you do? At least we learnt something about grammar ….

Back to the original topic. I like that you are thinking outside of the box. It’s a box I wouldn’t even consider to step outside of, but at least you are exploring something. I remember reading a story in a newspaper a year or so back about a man that ate his own ejaculate and said this was a fundamental part of his success with women. It was more of, prurient look at the freak type article, but there you go, a little anecdotal shrug of the shoulders that maybe says you aren’t totally crazy.

I don’t think you noticed that kimc attempted to correct my capitalization when he quoted me. I think that was the entire point of his post.

I quoted him to frame the context of my post. I wasn’t just going off on some random rant about grammar. He tried to correct me, and I simply, politely, clearly, and concisely explained that my grammatical usage was correct.

You should be a little more observant before insulting people.

Back to the topic at hand, can you identify what chemical in semen is converted to testosterone by acids, and the mechanism by which this occurs?

If you’re going to start eating jizz, and advocate for others to do so, you should have a pretty bulletproof explanation for how and why this would be worthwhile.

I first signed up here some time in ‘05. Then I got booted for bickering. They block your IP address, it’s crazy. I had to wait until I moved to a different place and then wait some more until they were accepting new members to get back on. Then I had to beg for them to let me stay. So I won’t continue to pursue further conflict. I’ve been trying to watch my temper. Sorry I got smart.

The million dollar question is, does semen contain testosterone. Some say no, some say yes. If yes, then semen and acid (lemon juice, though one site promoted urine for uric acid) would mix and form androstenedione, which is the key ingredient in some topical pheromones. Adding alcohol would give the mixture transdermal properties. When injested orally, the andro supposedly raises testosterone levels. It has not been scientifically proven; the one study I found on andro and testosterone dismisses the theory.

This is what I’m pondering and it will never be bullet proof.

Might be worth remembering that urea has no dissolvents. And is a cause of Arthitis

Super interesting post. As an athlete, and relatively PEer, I’m considering consuming my own semen. I wonder if a diary is worthwhile. I don’t plan on ejaculating everyday. Cumming lowers testosterone, yet swallowing your own load may raise your testesterone. I’ll have to find a middle ground I guess. I’m still reluctant to start this experiment though. I tried a taste once, and it was terrible.

I hope this isn’t a serious post. Where exactly are you drawing the conclusion from that ejaculating significantly lowers testosterone? And how on earth does that then follow that swallowing your own semen raises testosterone? The mind boggles.