penissmith: My online IQ test adventure. A story for you to share. (Sorry for detracting from your original purpose, twat. I will make it up to you with ice-cream later)
While watching TV and chatting to some online friends, I did the test up to about question 20. Took about an hour in between conversation. A few Q’s I couldn’t be bothered going through all the goddamn processing (ie the unfolded shapes) so I just took an educated guess on those ones.
When I got to about question 20 (While watching a comedy show and laughing my arse off) my mother demanded to use the phone. Dang… disconnected…
Went and ate dinner because I was shit starving.
Came back about an hour and a half later, and discovered that once I had reconnected, it wouldn’t let me proceed from where I left off. SHIT. Started the test again, putting in answers from memory up until question 20 again.
Did the last 15 or so questions half heartedly as it was something like midnight and I was buggered…
There was one or two questions in there though, that had me completely stumped! The one with the numbers on the reddish star was the one I recall…. WTF?
Final score: 120. You can imagine the outrage, because I am constantly complimented for my brain. It is probably the best thing going for me…. :)
I would prefer a real IQ test - a proper one. I had a look at the culturally unbiassed test - what a crock. Gave that up as a joke after about question 6….
We had an IQ tester book around here once upon a time. It was written in like 1960. My dad scored 145. My mum got like 115 or so. I tried it and couldn’t even do half the questions because they were asking about actors and models of car that have been dead/rusted up for about 30 years now… :D Talk about culturally biassed…
Anybody else want to share their online test adventures?
ie Twat on the serial killer test: “Clicked in answers while licking a bloody knife and took a break to skin a dead cat I caught and killed with my bare teeth…”