The Hoodia review thread

Since the closest I’ll be coming to a sixpack is the one in my fridge (life’s been to good on me lately I guess - a good solid suicidal depression will knock off the 15 lbs I should get rid of and then another 20 for good riddance, but I’m not depressed) I looked around on my favourite forum for info on Hoodia and found very little. So if you would oblige me and post a little about your experiences, I am certain that not only I would be interested.

And yes, lack of working out, the semi-unsound eating habits associated with traveling and red wine do not make things better, but spare me that advice, I am well aware of my faulty ways ;)

I don’t know anything about, but this is a very good article:

Well, I do like the idea of tricking the brain into believing it has a bellyful of glucose better than altering the chemistry to speed things up.

I ordered some liquid hoodia spray, we’ll see if it’s the real thing. Seems the scams are common, and less common with the spray stuff. Also, the spray stuff is supposed to go out into your bloodstream faster, which makes sense.

I recently lost 12 lbs in 2 weeks. I was addicted to apple juice, which I substituted for mountain dew. Dew is shit. Anyhow, after giving my wife endless shit about diet coke (carcinogen in a can) I decided to stop the apple juice for 2 weeks and do the horrible diet coke instead.

I have lost 12 lbs in 2 weeks. The problem is I don’t want to continue drinking diet coke.

I went to the post office and picked up my package today - I ordered from https://www.biovea.co.uk on the 13th of April and got it the 17th, so that’s pretty good.

It’s "Hoodia Force" - and had the various accreditations cited in the link above - that is the only spray that my brief search unearthed nearby.

According to the instructions, you spray underneath your tounge 15 minutes before eating. I was kind of busy with stuff and felt that it’s really time for lunch now - Saturday, late breakfeast… so at 3 pm it’s time. But I sprayed - strange, herbal, bitter taste that disappeared in less than a minute - and went about with what I was doing. I kept feeling slightly hungry but it never really escalated. It stayed at the "Hey, it’s getting time to plan for food now" level, as opposed to the "Fuck, I’m shutting down glucose supplies now, this guy doesn’t get the hint!". At 5 pm I realized that my hunger was only slowly getting worse even though time was passing, and decided to have dinner.

The recommendation is 3 x 2 sprays, one before each main meal. Since I believe breakfeast shouldn’t be tampered with too much, I’ll start out with lunch and dinner only.