Wapiti Elk Extract???

Received this spam in my email at work:

Dr. Albert O’Connor M.D. is a certified Chief of Urology who studied the effects of the Wapiti Elk Extract and found that most men who ingested Alpha Male Plus were transformed into exploding human volcanoes, filled to the brim with intense, over-flowing sexual energy that continued gushing hour after hour and all night long!

This is the basis for the ALPHAMALE+ Pill System!

* Increase testosterone levels up to 500%
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I’ve never heard of Wapiti Elk Extract being used for male enhancement. I’m amazed how much of this spam is out there. I get 2 to 6 emails a day (through a corporate firewall, mind you) shilling Viagra, PE pills, etc.

I was impressed with the volcano metaphor. More creative than most.

The “hook” is the key to successful marketing.

I thought we all had amaxing sex up to twenty times a day already.

It seems we can all be grateful that we do not all have Wapiti Elks in our neighborhoods.

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I’s not true what they say about oysters either. Yesterday I had a dozen for lunch and only 11 of them worked.