XLM's Miracle Grow

*THIS IS NOT A JOKE*

I am currently devising a special lotion to use during PE exercises. I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag right now in what I intend for it to do, but after I finish it, I will be testing it myself. If I notice anything different in a positive way, I will ask for others to participate. Just keep an eye out for it when I finish.

I’m still trying to get all the components for it. I don’t expect this to make anyone grow a huge dick over night, so don’t get your hopes up. For all I know, it might only give me temporary gains.

Bro let the cat go!

Meow

Even if it doesn’t pan out I’d like to know what the ingredients were and the intent as perhaps we can improve upon it. I’m guessing that since it is to be used during PE exercises it must help relax the ligaments or tunica or a simliar action. If you were looking for chemical induced growth then using it during PE exercise would not be ideal. If this is a transdermal formula I can provide some assistance. I studied this delivery method but due to the lipophilic nature of the chemicals and the dermis localized delivery is not possible. Plus you are limited the in carrier as it cannot contain more than 20% alcohol by volume unless you want burning and a chap penis.

I think this just might be one of xl’s elaborate jokes…

GM

No, I made it over the weekend. Took me a couple hours to make a couple weeks worth. Today is the third day I’ve put it on. I still need to refine it so I can workout with it. Right now, I’m just lathering it on afterwards. I’ve noticed one major trait so far….it makes my red dots/bruising pretty much go away over 1 night.

I hate cats, but I want this one. :chuckle:

I won’t be able to tell whether or not the lotion is working for probably a week. It does have that good side effect of handling the bruising. Of course, some of the best inventions in the world were accidents.

I hate cats too, but this one sounds intriguing. :-k

That’s the last time I use that cliche. :D

I never realised you guys had a pussy fetish :)

Did you think Thundersplace was strictly a gay forum or something? (:

Is it “Hoof Oil”? :D (I’m half serious!)

No, it isn’t.

Is it Timacle?
Is it Yoga oil?

Is it a movie, book, animal, vegatable or mineral? Is it, is it?