Dick sideburns!?

Does anyone else’s dick have sideburns? I’ve noticed if I don’t shave it for long enough, I get two tufts either side of my shaft, about 1/2 to 2/3s of the way up! It is most annoying, if I can I groom it so that the only hair is a patch on the top.

It would probably be best to pluck them rather than shave so you don’t give some poor girl a nasty case of stubble burn.

That would be impossible, unfortunately, as there are too many. Like 2 “tufts” (like turf) on either side of my dick, taking up about 1/2 of my flaccid length. Just wondering if most guys have just what grows on top or if it’s more common than I realised. I’ve normally shaved them and not had any trouble, I can only have sex with prostitutes and they always use condoms.

Why only whores?

Yea I got a hairy shaft too man. Full shave at least once every 3 weeks.

It would only take a little time in the bathroom once a week with some tweezers to pluck out new hairs. Plucked hairs don’t come back very quickly. Human body hair isn’t that dense, it’s probably about 500 hairs max. It won’t take as long as you think to pluck, and it will only be a few new hairs a week to maintain.

Just looked at my dick. Nope, would definitely take hours, for no benefit. Much quicker to shave! But recently I’ve liked going in with a hairy dick, it feels much more primal and masculine. I am afraid of facing objections of them refusing OWO, but it’s part of the risk you take to be masculine.

I simply don’t meet enough women to find one who is attracted to me. As for the shaft hair, I’ve recently been visiting this whore with all my hair intact and there is a certain cave man like masculinity to it, which I like very much.

Not exactly sideburns, since I don’t have pubes growing on the shaft. But my pubes get very long, so they go through the sides of the shaft if I don’t trim, which I almost never do.