How to Hide the Bulge?

I know most of us are excited to have a bulge that draws eyes… just… not everyone’s eyes.

I don’t want my boss fixating on my crotch. Or grandma.

Since the good Dr. handed me a pump at the end of my P-shot, I’ve been somewhat hyper-aware of everything being swollen with edema down there, many hours of the day. I’m used to wearing skinny jeans and equally skinny slacks. I always knew you could see which side I was hanging if you stole a glance, and fine. If you look, that’s your business.

But now that I’m walking around swollen to erect girth for hours every day, I’m thinking about all the times I’d like to keep that to myself.

What pants do you choose to keep your bulge to yourself, while still giving your unit room to breathe and grow?

I simply don’t worry about it.

Sweat pants would be a good solution.

Skin tight styles are not in vogue for men anyway as far as I know.

They are where I live.

How to hide the bulge? Why? You have a penis, end of story!

Women have breasts, should they strap them down, crush them into non existence? Women wear bra’s to support their breasts and even to enhance their appearance.

Show your penis, be penis proud. Stick your crotch out to emphasize your bulge, never ever be ashamed or worried you might be showing bulge. Damn what has happened to being proud of ones manliness and manhood?

I have the opposite problem. I’ve been working to get more to show, slowly getting there. Good problem to have overall.

I do understand your concern though. Time for some relaxed fit jeans? Or perhaps if you dress to the left, start carrying your wallet in your left front pocket to obfuscate the bulge.

Heavier fabric pants works pretty good if it’s a loose fit. Who would want to wear skinny jeans anyways? They’re tortuous.

If you’re going to a royal wedding and can’t show anything at all, you can always tuck it with some duct tape. There are a few videos online on how.

I am so confused by this thread and all of the responses. I still ask why you or anybody wants to try and hide your bulge. Do you or don’t you have a penis and balls, if the answer is yes you are a man act like one. Do you want to create a male version of a burka? This makes zero sense to me, my advice would be to seek a mental health professional to help you with your possible body shame. If people used their ears for sex would you advocate everybody wear ear muffs?

I usually wear boxer briefs under 501s, and run my penis down one leg. It’s partly for comfort, as nowadays it just doesn’t fit comfortably into the front of the underwear or the pants. But it also keeps it “tidy” - there is always a solid bulge for those who want to look, but it is never totally out of control.

I agree with this sentiment.

It’s a dangerous proposition. If men start making an effort to uniquely hide the shape of their body, it could have ramifications for all of us where society punishes men who do not fit with newly established arbitrary norms, possibly because their anatomy simply doesn’t allow for it.

The war on masculinity is real, it’s in no ones best interest, and it’s waged by deranged authoritarian type personalities that should be in a mental asylum.

These wackos have tried to publicly shame me for having 5 o’ clock shadow, for being a male, for being tall, for being muscular, for wearing a shirt with buttons, etc.. I eagerly await the day I can call them out as perverts for commenting on my bulge, which I don’t make any effort to emphasize.

I’ve observed these groups of like minded authoritarians wackos turn on each other really easily because they have no common creed except harassing people in ways they believe they can get away with based on illogical reasoning and swirling vortex of changing ideas on morality. I’ve seen heated arguments over plastic straws where a group of crazed authoritarian types that previously were unified in their hatred of various people launched flame wars on each other, not online, in real life when some of them realized disabled people were really inconvenienced by not having plastic straws. Yes, there are forsaken places in the world where enraged people are trying to destroy other people’s reputations and careers for using a plastic straw because in their mind the only way to save the world is through a strictly controlled totalitarian society where they can beat people to death over how they tied their shoe laces.

I’ve seen so much of this stuff that I don’t even think it’s a simple sociological phenomenon anymore, I think it’s widespread physically based mental illness manifesting as a dysfunctional society. I think it’s the result of closing down government run insane asylums and a lack of access to mental services. We’ve got too many literally schizophrenic people running around.

Where do you live Titleist?

On the beach at Ipa-Nima where everyone wears bikinis?

In the 70s skin tight bell bottoms were the style in the US for both genders. For guys: Long hair, a mustache, open shirts with lots of chest hair showing and a gold chain or two around the neck.

Today shorts are baggy. Hair is shorter, shirts are looser and face hair is optional but lots of beards lately. Also body hair is out.

I was more of a grower than a shower so I never worried about showing too much “bulge” (also, being a white boy, no one expected to see much of a bulge anyway).

Well, I always did admire lofty goals.

11.5” eh? X 7 “ yet?

You know, the guy purported to have the biggest dick on the planet only has two inches more than your goal.

You can always stuff it in your socks if you run out of pant leg, man.

On the west coast.

The only real reason I am aiming for 11.5” is because that’s the reasonable limit of the cylinders I currently have. It’s possible I could some special cylinders made longer than 12”.

I’m a big guy, and as a result of how people estimate size they usually think my penis is smaller than it actually is.

I dated one person for many months at one time, I mentioned my size, and they denied that it was that big. I only convinced them when I took out a ruler. Conversely, much smaller guys look like they’re hugely endowed with the same size.

To get the appearance of having a really big dick, I have to get it to a much bigger size.

There is no sexual connotation for me if someone look at my bulge or even looking at my cock when I pee in a public urinal.

It is just a part of my body….I have worked almost 5 years for have a longer hard and flaccid penis and fortunatly I had big gains so, no reason for me to hide my bulge.

DJ