Does shutting the door on your penis hurt

I decided to try it.. And.. Lol jk. Just a little hypochondriac curveball to ya guys. ;P

No. It is totally painless, IF you have a high-end car like a Mercedes or a Lexus. In fact, the new Masseratti has optional “Penis Catch Guard.”

Next, refresh asks:
“If I whack my penis with a sledge hammer four times, will I get ED?”

Prepare your answers en avance, as the French say.

When I have to take the edge off my friskiness, I masturbate against a cheese grater.

Thanks, TT, for the invitation to share pizza tomorrow night. Maybe another time. We have another commitment.

When I copulate with a meat grinder it makes me think of all the daisies growing in the field. And the fact that I will never ever commit sex sin again.

Don’t worry, I still need to order this week’s wetnaps and peroxide up again anyhow.

When I do a Bunjee jump with the rope attached to my penis it does seem to be much longer

It probably does.