Thunder's Place

The big penis and mens' sexual health source, increasing penis size around the world.

Had a Vasectomy today

123

Originally Posted by A69
The surgery is called non-scalpel, but yes the scrotum needs to be cut. The Dr grabs one of the Vas, brings it to the surface and then uses forceps to break the skin and pull out the Vas.
A section of the Vas is cut and removed and the ends cauterised as well as the sheath covering the Vas.
The procedure is the repeated with the other Vas .Except for the hole in the scrotum, both are done via the same hole.


Here’s a non-invasive technique for you:

In one of James Herriot’s novels, he describes using “patented blood-less castrators” on bull calves; a huge set of tongs that simply squeezed the ball sack flat, presumably crushing/cutting the vas inside. Only the farmer had this habit of calling on him late, when the bull calves where darn near full grown - absolutely hopeless to accomplish this.


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Originally Posted by mgus
Here’s a non-invasive technique for you:

In one of James Herriot’s novels, he describes using “patented blood-less castrators” on bull calves; a huge set of tongs that simply squeezed the ball sack flat, presumably crushing/cutting the vas inside. Only the farmer had this habit of calling on him late, when the bull calves where darn near full grown - absolutely hopeless to accomplish this.

I thought that the above tool was used to crush the area between the balls and the body but not the actual balls themselves. The scrotum no longer receives any blood, dies and eventually falls off. Someone at my workplace won this tool in a raffle one year.


Cheers, G Started at 6 x 4.5 - Jan 05 Current 7.1 x 5.1 Goal 8 x 6

Originally Posted by King_G
I thought that the above tool was used to crush the area between the balls and the body but not the actual balls themselves. The scrotum no longer receives any blood, dies and eventually falls off.


Poor description on my behalf, that’s what I meant. The balls hang down, and the blood-less catrator crushes the sac, vas etc that hang down. I had no idea that the scrotum shrivelled and fell off!

Originally Posted by King_G
Someone at my workplace won this tool in a raffle one year.


Wtf??

Wife comes home from party at work. Husband asks if she had a good time.
“Oh yes, dear. I won the raffle too. Mary told me it's some kind of sex toy.”


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

mgus,

They castrate male calves and then they are called steer instead of bulls. Give them vasectomies? :p

Went back for a sperm test the other day.
When I got home from work this afternoon (happened to finish early today) I had a message on the answering machine asking me to give the pathology lab a call.
Got me thinking on what it could be for them to call me. It sounded pretty urgent.
So I gave them a call and they told me that my sample had been contaminated due to the lid not being securly fastened and that I would need to give another sample :D

What a load of rubbish.
They could have told the truth and said that the tech had dropped the specimen jar and thats how my sample got contaminated.

Oh well, not much I can do about it now.

I got a call from the clinic today after my second “donation”.

All clear…I am now officially sterile :D

Uhhh… congratulations? I think?

Oh, and mgus, the tool you’re referring to is called a “burdizzo”.

GM

Originally Posted by GlandMaster
Uhhh… congratulations? I think?

GM


Thanks…I think? :D

I must admit, it was a bit daunting to think that I could never have anymore kids.
That lasted a couple of hours until the Mrs got home and decided to road test me again. I asked her if she felt less inhibited now knowing she doesnt have to worry about falling pregnant, and she said she did.

I reminded her (as a joke) that if she fell pregnant now she would be in real trouble :D

Top
123

All times are GMT. The time now is 11:49 AM.