Inappropriate erections

I am just wondering if anyone here on Thunder’s gets erections in inappropriate situations like myself. I almost always get a masive erection when I’m comforting my wife while she is crying. It doesn’t matter if she is mad at me, PMSing, or just being an over emotional woman…those tears flowing down her face give me an instant hard-on. I have no idea why, but it is totally the wrong time to get wood.

There’s got to be others who have a similar problem.

Perhaps it is because you are being strong and manly and she is being vulnerable and womanly that this happens? Perhaps in some instances fucking would be the right course of action? Other times not of course. However, just because you get one doesn’t mean you have to use it does it.

Another thing to think about, is if she knows you get an erection at these times, and she still does if often enough, you may not be getting the hint about what she wants you to do.;)

Just my 2 cents. I’m an idiot and what I know about women can be scrawled on the back of a postage stamp.:D

I, most of the time get an erection moments before my boss says, “Padawan come and see me.” I take a small notepad, cover my shame and walk real fast to his place.

A female friend was hugging me a while back when she’d had a few to drink and I felt myself getting a boner. I get stiffies so quick, it’s kind of annoying.

I can see with your stats it would be hard to cover it up 8x6 is a lot of meat, I can tuck mine up towards the belly and keep my sweater over it and no one notices as far as I know.

Pretty much any female contact, be it holding hands, dirty convo, or a simple hug when greeting them can get the lil fella twitching. Yep kind of embarrasing really.

She does not know about the erections. I do a decent job of hiding them. I’ sure there is some subconscious reason for them, but I don’t know what.

“However, just because you get one doesn’t mean you have to use it does it.”

It would be nice if it were a law that if a guy got an erection they had the legal right to use it. Somebody should have tried to sneak that into the stimulus bill nobody read.

There was a time when a man could call a tax on a woman who causes an erection, ultimately resulting in a mandatory blowjob. I haven’t used the BJ tax in years, and I don’t think it works with sober women over 20 years old hah. Regardless with my last girlfriend I would always get a boner when she would be crying doesn’t matter the reason. I think it’s just her showing vulnerability that arouses me, but it is very subconscious for me.