Originally Posted by Shiver
Did they make their semen radioactive in order to track it?
Sure. It’s simple and I do it all the time for those late night poundings. I simply heat my love meat in the microwave before sex. Just bye-pass all the safety switches on the microwave door, lay your love meat inside, heat for 2 minutes. The radiation will not only cause your semen to glow, your love meat will glow in the dark as well.
The only problem with this is that your pubic hair will fall out. I noticed that Mrs. 5379’s pubic hair is falling out as well. Oh, and one more thing, you will eventually get cancer and die from radiation exposure.